Recent content by Professional Cannibal

My day job is at a charity thrift store and I would recommend you try that if you want a job that's more dignified and meaningful. If you work the donation door or put items away all you really need to do is look friendly and do some light physical labor.

I miss having buttons on the front of the TV so it's usable without a remote.

Well if I ever fall on hard times there's a career as a male prostitute waiting for me.

It's not bad but it would seem challenging to attract her.

The rare instance where I'm in tears was today, stuck thinking about the dysfunctions in my life and my life's trajectory.

Show me a globe or world map and I can tell you which decade it was made in because of how borders and names have changed I can deep throat a banana, I had strep throat several times as a kid so my gag reflex is weak I know how to make nearly anything I have been drinking a gallon of soda daily...

Well I want to have a family and there's still no lady around so I looked into other options.

I honestly don't see what you're so upset about.

I don't think I did unless you think my was username is serious. And it's pretty innocuous if I did describe what my day job is.

No I really didn't mean anything by it. And really haven't shared any info aside from a purported net worth when asked. I ain't even that rich, I live a pretty ordinary life.

One of those slushy machines that gas stations have so I have margaritas on tap.

Don't really wear jewelry usually but I've got an e-commerce operation so I'll wear items to test their durability.

Who says I don't live the life of a modestly wealthy person? I did that more as an experiment, I usually have more frugal habits so I wouldn't really want a gold digger.

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I'm really nothing special in the workforce, there was once a trust set up for my benefit so my net worth is over a million dollars now. Easiest way to make money is to already have money and invest it wisely.