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If I like you, I like you. You could be a brain floating in a vat wired to electrodes. I'd find the vat good looking. If I don't like you, you could be a supermodel, and it wouldn't impress me. It even goes down to other things. If I like you, I will find your car attractive, or the street...

Thhis is why I love my VPN.  I seldom log in from Australia.  I'm Brazilian one day, Bulgarian the next.  Even Canadian when I feel like slumming it (joke).   Great for stalking exes.  Heh.  Not that I would ever do such a thing....

I was asking for that. You know, I still miss Internet 1.0. "Hello Kitty and the War in the Pacific". They just don't make websites like that these days....

This is not news. It was stated a decade or more ago. We have, for the first time in human history, at our fingertips, the entire collective knowledge of our species. It's like having every grand library in the world in our own homes. So what do we do? We look up kitten memes.

Have you ever worn a tutu whilst chopping wood, singing Irish folk songs, roasting a chicken, doing Mr Spock impersonations, and living large,as you pick fleas off your cat and feed them to your pet spider? No? I haven't either. Just wondering, is all. Honest.

I'm in. However, I'm big, slow, and dopey, and would probably get caught.

I'm thinking about New South Wales double light railway signalling. Again. I'll... ah.... get my coat. Actually, I won't get my coat. It's 30 C here today. I think I'll have to settle for being man-handled out the side door into the alley by a couple of Samoan bouncers, and land head first...

Favavourite joke ever (and possibly also the oldest, so sorry): "Whip me! Whip me!" cried the masochist. And the sadist said, "no." :D

Well spank my bottom with a pretty pink napkin and call me Susan.

Damo and Darren Posh Version (this one should be safe for work - although your workmates will possibly think you a little odd) LlASCAI1X3g

We're 19 hours ahead of British Columbia is all I know, so maybe I dunno subtract two or three or whatever it is over East. Though that's all about to go tits up later this month. 0414 Thursday morning here. Hang on, I'll post the link. For Richard_39 (and anybody else who wants their...

"Why yes, I am very well, my friend.  I trust you had a pleasant afternoon." Yes I know it's not been afternoon for a while there, but our word for morning isn't very interesting.  It's "morning." There's a Youtube vid I'd like to try you on.  Not sure it's allowed here though - it contains...

It's one of these two.  I always forget which.

Yair good cobber. Dja avavagoodarvo? Did I mention I'm a rail enthusiast as well as a postal worker. As you two are sharing scary photos, let me find mine... Giz a sec.

My apologies.  I thought it was purely voluntary.  I'm afraid of you recreationally.   :D

I don't think I've ever had any other type. Completely artficial. Oh wait, you said something about intelligence? I'm out.

I put "Print Media Communications Consultant" or somesuch on my LinkedIn profile. I'm a postal worker.* *Yes, be afraid.

You can have a pet dingo, but it is uncommon. Here's why: http://www.dingofoundation.org/owning.php

Not being Canadian, it's not really my place to say. Put it this way, I just typed "Trudeau" into Google, and the autosuggest's number one search suggestion was "Trudeau India".

Depends what you mean by chatroom. I guess 1997 or so for me. Forums like this one? Around 2000. I can remember being on a US forum when September 11 was happening live. That was something I'll never forget. Here's a link to the thread. I haven't looked at it for years, so just a warning...