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I guess we will see each other in heaven. xD

I've heard the story that if you see 11:11 , that means that your name is written in the book of life. :D So ..... I have this problem. xD

When a guy says he wants girl who can cook, he is a$$. But when a girl makes YouTube video which goes big with saying: " Real women belong in kitchen .... " ... she is .... what ? :D Suprise me with comments. :D PS. Thanks Taylor <3

Now on more serious note : where do you guys find girls who buy you stuff ? :D It doesn't need to be a 55 000 $ car. My bottom line being: for my EX was even a big issue buy me a can of beer for my birthday (as birthday present). Where the f.....k do you find nice girls like that ? Where do...

Note to my future self: You deserve a girl who will buy you a car. If she isn't capable of buying you a car, then she isn't worth your time. Issue solved.

RiP Niki , absolute legend of the sport. <3

Speaking of Moon ..... Earth is doomed , gather your friends and go to Mars.

I'm more like this guy .... I just want live alone , work from home, and have food from delivery. xD Why would anyone want to leave house? :D

I hate to travel and I'm alergic to traveling, and I don't understand human obsession with travel. xD

I made 650 friends on GTA V and 300 on League of Legends. :D Probably every 3rd girl out of those 950 friends is in love with me. xD

Well, I did warn you that Moron Gates and Half-lizard Zuckenberg are spying on you.

The more you get older, the more you realize people are a$$e$ in general, so I don't understand this female obsession with: " My boyfriend needs to be social and have XXXXX friends . " - like , FAQ OF . xD

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah , new body in Heaven is my cup of tea. :D I don't give a 5h1t about this current one. :D Let's hope that odds are big on God not mess me up this next time. xD

Well, I have illness which triggers cancer at the age of 35 in big percentage of cases. xD So I will let you know very soon. xD

I'm really tired of this planet , I want out. <3 Rapture ready. <3

Let me put you into different perspective: Imagine he has 20 000 friends like my EX GF, and for her them being priority over me. When some issue arrives , always friends in front of boyfriend. When you marry or date someone , you also marry or date that group of friends. So be happy that your BF...

You know me well. :D I'm sick of this planet, so can't wait for rapture to come. <3

Naaaaaah , I still stand by my statement, if something happends to me in next 1 year - WHO should be renamed to - World Hitman Organisation. xD

I've heard theory that World Health Organisation is trying to vaccinate people via anesthesia .... And since I was forced to take anesthesia , it's blame on World Health Organisation if something happends. :)

Since I was on surgery half a week ago: If something happends to me in next 1 year , you should know that WHO put poison in my medicine during surgery. You are welcome internet. :)