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Close to being one, but I'm working on it. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Yes. And after they do, they plan on eating us. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

No, I catch them with my feet. O_O Do Canadians do anything other than play hockey all day?

No, I worry that bees would try to **** my head if I did. And I'm not okay with that. When your foot falls asleep, does it dream?

No, because I'd be a hypocrite. What do people in China call their good plates?

Because they're jerks. Why do people bake cookies and cook bacon?

Sure, why not? (that's not my question.) Why do they call it a drive-through if you have to stop?

No. My toaster asked me to stick my hand in it while it is still hot. What should I do?

No, toes taste better.🤮 But only with garlic and onions. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Yeah, but I can only remember a couple of times. Jesus could walk on water, humans are 90% water, and I am able to walk on humans, does that make me 90% Jesus?

Everyday. Can you green egg and ham it?

No, but if it was done, people would just realize the trophy is worthless because everyone gets one. Why can't one simply walk into Mordor?

People do eat rabbits regularly in other countries, just not so much in America. I think it's a cultural thing. If they made TV-show-themed condoms, which ones would you buy?

Yeah, but they gotta slash that rent. But I use an ad blocker, which gets rid of most of them, so it's not a problem for me. Why is Pi squared and not round?

Yes, and I imagine scenarios of other people I hate getting mad at me and calling me names. Usually when I'm trying to work on bettering myself. Why do Christians say that abstinence is the only sure way to avoid getting pregnant when it didn't work for Mary?

Introvert. Are you answering "No" to this question?

Perhaps, but I don't remember. I mostly remember playing and talking with my cousins. I didn't really eat much at family gatherings, and I don't go to them anymore unless I "have to" like a funeral or something. Why do noses run and feet smell?

No, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, I'm vegan so I don't eat turkey, and I didn't like turkey when I wasn't vegan anyway, so I won't eat any of the turkey mock-meats. Why is it that you find asteroids in the hemisphere, but you find hemorrhoids in your ass?