A spin off on penis size, uneven ****s!

[septicemia]

So I guess I am in the mood to just put it all out there. The penis size thread made me think of my own body issues. I have uneven ****s. I dont even have big ****s to begin with, I am a really slender woman, and just fill out an A cup. Men only have to worry about their dicks when its time to get it on, but women have to worry about their ****s every time we go out! Ok we dont have to, but I know a lot of us do! I dont know how obvious my unevenness is to others, but its glaring to me. Not only that but one kind of looks off to the side, and the combination is enough to give me some major anxiety any time I go to get naked with a man.

When I was a senior in highschool I overheard this beautiful freshman girl talking to a friend at the locker next to mine, she said "My boyfriend told me I need a **** job because mine are uneven. PSH whatever! I told him, Look your Balls are uneven, like I give a ****!" I really envied that she was so comfortable with herself at such a young age. Also, I could not tell that her ****s were uneven, but she had a large chest and they were all stuffed into her bra, under a shirt lol.

Any other gals hate the chest they were both with? haha

 

[Badjedidude]

I have uneven ****s. I dont even have big ****s to begin with, I am a really slender woman, and just fill out an A cup. Men only have to worry about their dicks when its time to get it on, but women have to worry about their ****s every time we go out! Ok we dont have to, but I know a lot of us do! I dont know how obvious my unevenness is to others, but its glaring to me. Not only that but one kind of looks off to the side, and the combination is enough to give me some major anxiety any time I go to get naked with a man.

Since you were kind enough to offer to judge the guys's penis lengths in the other thread, I am now offering my services as **** Judge, so if you wanna send me a pic or two, I'd be happy to give you my honest opinion of your breasts! hehehe

Can't blame a dude for tryin'!

When I was a senior in highschool I overheard this beautiful freshman girl talking to a friend at the locker next to mine, she said "My boyfriend told me I need a **** job because mine are uneven. PSH whatever! I told him, Look your Balls are uneven, like I give a ****!" I really envied that she was so comfortable with herself at such a young age. Also, I could not tell that her ****s were uneven, but she had a large chest and they were all stuffed into her bra, under a shirt lol.

Well... I don't think that ANY set of ****s is entirely perfect. One is always at least slightly bigger than the other simply because humans are bi-symmetrical beings. I personally find nothing wrong with lopsided bewbs... because IMHO, breasts are just ******* fantastic no matter what they look like. And bigger ****s scare me. lol

And it's true about guys' balls. The clear majority of men have one testicle hanging lower than the other. It's just how things are.

 

[Nina]

Septicemia--
I'm a skinny gal too and no one has ever called me, "chesty" either and yes...the left one is a tad bigger than the right. It's something WE see. Men are just too anxious to get their hands on them to care if symetical balance is in place...I never really think about my lopsidded lady-lumps. I sometimes have to use push-ups with some extra padding on the smaller side, for certain low cut dresses but other that it's what it is and I can't even entertain the idea of a **** job. If you put D cups on my little frame I'd fall over...

BJD-- Typical male.....

 

[freedom]

Men only have to worry about their dicks when its time to get it on, but women have to worry about their ****s every time we go out!

yeah, i totally agree with you. i've always thought this too. i think the male equivalent to this would be if men had to walk around with erections all the time. we're lucky because, like you said, we only have to worry about our dicks when it's time to get it on. you ladies have to worry about your ****s all the time. it's not like they're deflated during the whole day and then expand when it's time to get it on. touché!

 

[septicemia]

Badjedi LOL thanks for the offer hahaha. Luckily I havnt had any negative comments or complaints on them, I know its just a personal neurosis thing haha.

Nina in my perfect world, I would get a **** job to a nice full B cup, anything else owuld look freakish on me lol.

Freedom your post made me LOL! The thought of ****s basically getting a hard on is hilarious!

 

[Treehere]

Story of my life. Lefty is bigger then righty XD

 

[csmswhs]

i don't know if mine are uneven or not, i am going to go check now in the mirror. i'll report back.

 

[Treehere]

i don't know if mine are uneven or not, i am going to go check now in the mirror. i'll report back.

I think this topic is making a lot of people get topless. : O

 

[Nina]

Badjedi LOL thanks for the offer hahaha. Luckily I havnt had any negative comments or complaints on them, I know its just a personal neurosis thing haha.

Nina in my perfect world, I would get a **** job to a nice full B cup, anything else owuld look freakish on me lol.

Freedom your post made me LOL! The thought of ****s basically getting a hard on is hilarious!

I'd LOVE it if my ****s could have an errection!!! I would stick tiny vibrators in my bra and keep them plumped UP, all the damn time!!

 

[septicemia]

Treehere that has to be a good thing! hahaha

Nina LMAO! Yes! Absolutely! Too funny!

 

[VanillaCreme]

Every pair of ****s are uneven... Our bodies are uneven. One side is bigger than the other, no matter what.

 

[iBreathe]

LMAOOO! Just... LMAOOOOOOO! =))
Priceless, absolutely priceless.

 

[Luna]

Hmpf.
If ANY guy comments negatively on my tits if I'm all in my nekkid glory for him, I hope to god that my tits will spontaneously develop some mighty, long-ass fangs

...

That, or I'll just show him "the real fun" after he's done, and rolls over and falls asleep.

EDIT: Edited for clarification...I destroy you if you hate on me, not love. Love on me, and you'll get somethin' extra-special...(hello)

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^I ain't never gonna sleep around Luna now, that's fer shure.

 

[Sean]

O_O Luna. . . .


I was not aware that breasts can be significantly uneven before reading this thread.

Like said before, I really don't think guys will care if they're a little uneven . . . I know I wouldn't.

 

[change 4 good]

I can also claim to be a member of the uneven ****y club. My right is bigger than my left...for anyone who is at all interested! Luckily, at 42 I have not yet reached the point where I slip my bra off, watch my ****s sag and cover my knee-caps! They are only down to my belly button!
I think its just one of those things, like we all have one foot thats slightly bigger than the other, our ****s are like that too.

 

[IVIZ]

I'm a man and I have ****s. Well I workout alot so I have muscular man ****s. And yes my left is bigger than my right, but I thought this was normal and goes for everyone bacause the heart is on our left side, expanding out our left ****ie lol. But I wouldn't give a damn if one was extremely smaller or bigger than the other, guys just care that they are breast and you can play with them : )

I had an ex that was so worried about her ****s, that she didn't want me sucking on them because she thought I would drain out the fluid inside that made them plump out. I was like seriously????? Thats when I realised how important ****s are for women.

 

[Badjedidude]

I had an ex that was so worried about her ****s, that she didn't want me sucking on them because she thought I would drain out the fluid inside that made them plump out. I was like seriously????? Thats when I realised how important ****s are for women.

What the ****? Hahaha... wow... sounds like someone flunked Biology in high school.

I have never been with a woman who complained about me sucking on their ****ies. If anything, they'd get onto me for spending TOO MUCH time on them. lulz

****IES!!

 

[edgecrusher]

wow... this thread, lol. anyway... i agree with what BJD originally said. ****s are fantastic enough that even if they are uneven i really wouldnt care. lol @ this thread.

 

[Brian]

Honestly? I like all ****ies. No matter if one's bigger than the other. I can dig it.

Personally I like B's and C's, but A's are awesome too.