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flaneur
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Say your prayers, it’s Alan,
I’m like a motherfuckin’ stallion,
Traversed Joyce’s entire literary canon,
Well-versed and gangsta?
I must be the coolest G on the planet!
Yo, yo, check it
Granted, I’m not black,
But that doesn’t mean I can’t rap,
All I need is flow, fo sho,
I got all of that and mo
Come with me, young padawan, every rhyme I spit is intense,
I love you, girls, but I’m busy so please hold your lust in abeyance,
Love me or hate me, wise Alan will never deign to berate thee,
Under one condition, that is: Thou shalt forever venerate me
Einstein was wrong when he said that God doesn’t play dice,
Scored all the right numbers, dawg, I must be lucky_in_life,
But unprecedented awesomeness invariably comes with a price,
Been reported by envious members -- before typing I must now think twice
Say your prayers, it’s Alan,
I’m like a motherfuckin’ stallion,
Traversed Joyce’s entire literary canon,
Well-versed and gangsta?
I must be the coolest G on the planet!
Part of a so-called clique, the unfathomable elite,
Where’s my guitar-slinger, yo? That AJdawg is a beast,
Barbaloot’s so smart, she has a political Master’s degree,
That makes her more qualified in the subject than Noam Chomsky
Oh word, son, this rap’s supposed to be about me,
My positive presence will make whining on the forums obsolete,
Too many tears around here, I shall furnish an umbrella,
What'll take their mind off, I wonder? Another thread by Lon--Look out, it's Godzilla!
But I gots to run for now, I must say goodbye
I’m like Schrodinger’s cat: Mods want me dead and alive
Say your prayers, it’s Alan,
I’m like a motherfuckin’ stallion,
Traversed Joyce’s entire literary canon,
Well-versed and gangsta?
I must be the coolest G on the planet!
I’m like a motherfuckin’ stallion,
Traversed Joyce’s entire literary canon,
Well-versed and gangsta?
I must be the coolest G on the planet!
Yo, yo, check it
Granted, I’m not black,
But that doesn’t mean I can’t rap,
All I need is flow, fo sho,
I got all of that and mo
Come with me, young padawan, every rhyme I spit is intense,
I love you, girls, but I’m busy so please hold your lust in abeyance,
Love me or hate me, wise Alan will never deign to berate thee,
Under one condition, that is: Thou shalt forever venerate me
Einstein was wrong when he said that God doesn’t play dice,
Scored all the right numbers, dawg, I must be lucky_in_life,
But unprecedented awesomeness invariably comes with a price,
Been reported by envious members -- before typing I must now think twice
Say your prayers, it’s Alan,
I’m like a motherfuckin’ stallion,
Traversed Joyce’s entire literary canon,
Well-versed and gangsta?
I must be the coolest G on the planet!
Part of a so-called clique, the unfathomable elite,
Where’s my guitar-slinger, yo? That AJdawg is a beast,
Barbaloot’s so smart, she has a political Master’s degree,
That makes her more qualified in the subject than Noam Chomsky
Oh word, son, this rap’s supposed to be about me,
My positive presence will make whining on the forums obsolete,
Too many tears around here, I shall furnish an umbrella,
What'll take their mind off, I wonder? Another thread by Lon--Look out, it's Godzilla!
But I gots to run for now, I must say goodbye
I’m like Schrodinger’s cat: Mods want me dead and alive
Say your prayers, it’s Alan,
I’m like a motherfuckin’ stallion,
Traversed Joyce’s entire literary canon,
Well-versed and gangsta?
I must be the coolest G on the planet!
