Anyone want to lick pomegranate juice off my fingers?

[Skorian]

My hands are clean. I have a giant pomegranate I need to cut open and eat. If I stick my hand in the juice, anyone want to lick pure fresh juice off my fingers for thanksgiving? Or be fed pomegranate berries?

Dudes, stay away.... Unless you want me to be dry heaving or worse.

 

[LoneKiller]

wtf?

 

[RyanEhf]

The title to this thread alone makes me want to dry heave.

 

[SophiaGrace]

Nope, not doing it for me.

 

[Fvantom]

Id have to be pretty wasted off that eggnog to do something like that

 

[Skorian]

How lame. Somehow here men are attracted to this sort of thing? But then feel compeled to deny it? Here I figured no one would answer and there would just be more juice for me. Only, it was mostly men who decided to come into the thread. Pretty disturbing. Do you really think I care if you dry heave or not? The message was not clear to stay away? In truth I was being nice and would be more likely to slug any male that tried. Of course I would prefer not to and would be giving any that so much as got close the look of death. If that wasn't reason enough to stay away.... well. *Pow*

Do you really think I want sympathy, pity, or lord knows something else? If no one answered I don't feel bad or rejected, simply bored. Then will go do something else.

No ladies have any desire? Are too busy looking for excuses and reasons to be miserable to do anything fun?

Just proves my points that I make here again and again. I have no interest in being part of a pity party. I am a grown man, unlike some here.

 

[RyanEhf]

Yes because obviously in this case the two options for a woman would be to take you up on your offer or be miserable.

 

[Skorian]

Yes because obviously in this case the two options for a woman would be to take you up on your offer or be miserable.

I think it is interesting that you turned a question into a statement of fact. Turned it into what you did. Then will blame me for your reasoning.

And I should care if I am perfect or not? It is impossible. It is a concept in your mind that is created totally by you. Often based upon fears that are unrealistic or come from a comercial that is trying to play upon a weakness you may feel you have. Or any number of other sources. You can always find a problem with anything, if that is your goal.

I should try to please everyone? Anyone that tries ends up pretty unhappy.

 

[Fvantom]

this is.....this is all a joke right? someone ban this guy.

 

[EveWasFramed]

wtf?

Yes. This. ^^

 

[Skorian]

this is.....this is all a joke right? someone ban this guy.

For what exactly?

 

[Ian Haines]

Well...

I can't think of a reason to ban you, based on what you've written. It may be puzzling and, in a stretch of somebody else's imagination, it could be construed as almost sexist. But, I don't think you break rules when you puzzle other members and sexism, while a real threat in our lives, hasn't been made excessively apparent in your posts.

We have a highly talented bullet-dodger in our midst! Oh, goodie!

Ian.

 

[RyanEhf]

Yes because obviously in this case the two options for a woman would be to take you up on your offer or be miserable.

And I should care if I am perfect or not? It is impossible. It is a concept in your mind that is created totally by you. Often based upon fears that are unrealistic or come from a comercial that is trying to play upon a weakness you may feel you have. Or any number of other sources. You can always find a problem with anything, if that is your goal.

Lol what are you talking about? What does implying that if a woman doesn't take interest in your offer she's deciding to be miserable have to do with you being perfect or not? I have no idea who you are and don't presume to judge you based on any criteria, but it was a cheesy thread to make and I was hassling you for it. You couldn't have expected much else. I didn't actually think you were serious and I'm just wasting time here talking out of my ass same as most of us.

 

[Skorian]

Well...

I can't think of a reason to ban you, based on what you've written. It may be puzzling and, in a stretch of somebody else's imagination, it could be construed as almost sexist. But, I don't think you break rules when you puzzle other members and sexism, while a real threat in our lives, hasn't been made excessively apparent in your posts.

We have a highly talented bullet-dodger in our midst! Oh, goodie!

Ian.

What I find sad, is that on other forums women tend to find this kind of thing fun. It is a chance for them to be playful.

Here you don't find this sort of normalish thing. Instead you find people threatening suicide or destroying anything like this. Here you find a problem, instead of normality. It is benign and healthy, but here it is toxic because the environment is toxic. But forget ever facing that fact as it is too much for people to acknowledge or handle.

Here you have people that are hurt by almost anything. You have people that fly into rages over petty crap. You have people who think everyone is out to get them and are paranoid. People who think anyone who doesn't like them is terrible. People who have an expectation to be liked by everyone. That anyone who doesn't always tell them what they want to hear are horrible. People who are afraid of germs. I could probably think of many other things. Here people are having all sorts of major problems, but refuse to really face those problem in themselves. They don't understand that they are the root of their lonelyness. Instead they tend to point the finger at everyone else. It is sad. It is sad that for most no amount of reason can pierce through it.

It is rather like monkeys swinging from the furnature hanging from the drapes and swinging from the lights. You see some of this all over the web, but often not. Things usually are not this bad. Most places actually change over time and grow into more. People don't prevent growth and improvement.

 

[Christina Sarah]

Point being this isn't other forums.

Main post related: Why wouldn't you just offer juice in a glass instead of having it be licked off your fingers?

 

[Skorian]

Because I didn't want to.

 

[RyanEhf]

Here you don't find this sort of normalish thing. Instead you find people threatening suicide or destroying anything like this.

If you don't stop talking about licking juice off of fingers I'm gunna kill myself Dx.

 

[Skorian]

You do what you want. You will anyway.

 

[Fvantom]

Well...

I can't think of a reason to ban you, based on what you've written. It may be puzzling and, in a stretch of somebody else's imagination, it could be construed as almost sexist. But, I don't think you break rules when you puzzle other members and sexism, while a real threat in our lives, hasn't been made excessively apparent in your posts.

We have a highly talented bullet-dodger in our midst! Oh, goodie!

Ian.

well youre right about that for now...but I can tell this guy is trouble, no matter, hell do something eventually to get himself banned.

 

[Skorian]

I have been a member since almost the begining of this forum.