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Somnambulist
Guest
(Elaborate fantasy is an inevitable part of unbearable reality)
Dear y'all,
I am writing this letter to invite y'all, from across the world, regardless of gender, age, race, nationality, sexual orientation, or whether or not you and I have fought like cats and dogs on this forum, to come share an evening with me on the beach. All you need to secure a spot for this exciting event is to reply to this thread ! The only kind of discrimination I will engage in here is that I require that you are single; if you have someone, you don't need this
Provide your full name as on your passport, birth date, airport code of city you will be departing from, whether or not you're on the Interpol no-fly list, and any other information relevant to air travel in 2016, so I can book your tickets
[img=600x400]http://www.taiwaneseamerican.org/wp-content/uploads/tapsdbonfire.jpg[/img]
Though it is starting to get cold, it is still Southern California, and I'm sure most of you will survive ... just bring warm layers (the general rule for clothing here). The food and booze are on me, but that means y'all will be drinking red wine ... them's the rules, no exceptions. It's about a twenty minute walk from my apartment to the beach. The guys will carry the firewood and beach chairs/blankets, the gals will carry the wine and food. Cool ? Oh, and bring shoes (something you can hike in, not open-toe sandals) ... some minor rock scrambling will be involved, to get down to the beach from the overlooking bluffs.
Once we're down on the beach, we can match faces with posts, threads, and fights Sit around a bonfire, eat, drink, toss around insults, debate all that stuff we normally debate here online ... or not. After a few bottles have been emptied, I'm sure some of you crazy fucks will go skinny dipping in the freezing water ... fine by me, just don't count me in ... I associate nakedness with sex, esp. when under the influence. Some of you might start doing pushups in the sand ... that, I might join. If you meet someone in the group and sparks start flying, all I ask is that, out of respect for the other horny-as-hell lonely and jealous misers, that you secure some privacy ... it's for your own sake too.
Y'all can crash at my apartment, provided that, at about 6 am, when we're finished at the beach, you are lucid enough to walk twenty minutes. There's room for at least three or four of you, if privacy is not a top priority. If not, the bluffs are much warmer than the beach and people often sleep there. And, to get past your hangover the following morning, there is plenty of fresh water and I will even be kind enough to make my famed egg omelettes !
Optional events on day 2 will include wine tasting, ostrich feeding, hiking, and drives along the Pacific coast. We could drive all the way up to San Francisco, if there is interest.
So, let me know.
- K****k
Oh, how I wish ... !
Dear y'all,
I am writing this letter to invite y'all, from across the world, regardless of gender, age, race, nationality, sexual orientation, or whether or not you and I have fought like cats and dogs on this forum, to come share an evening with me on the beach. All you need to secure a spot for this exciting event is to reply to this thread ! The only kind of discrimination I will engage in here is that I require that you are single; if you have someone, you don't need this
Provide your full name as on your passport, birth date, airport code of city you will be departing from, whether or not you're on the Interpol no-fly list, and any other information relevant to air travel in 2016, so I can book your tickets [img=600x400]http://www.taiwaneseamerican.org/wp-content/uploads/tapsdbonfire.jpg[/img]
Though it is starting to get cold, it is still Southern California, and I'm sure most of you will survive ... just bring warm layers (the general rule for clothing here). The food and booze are on me, but that means y'all will be drinking red wine ... them's the rules, no exceptions. It's about a twenty minute walk from my apartment to the beach. The guys will carry the firewood and beach chairs/blankets, the gals will carry the wine and food. Cool ? Oh, and bring shoes (something you can hike in, not open-toe sandals) ... some minor rock scrambling will be involved, to get down to the beach from the overlooking bluffs.
Once we're down on the beach, we can match faces with posts, threads, and fights
Sit around a bonfire, eat, drink, toss around insults, debate all that stuff we normally debate here online ... or not. After a few bottles have been emptied, I'm sure some of you crazy fucks will go skinny dipping in the freezing water ... fine by me, just don't count me in ... I associate nakedness with sex, esp. when under the influence. Some of you might start doing pushups in the sand ... that, I might join. If you meet someone in the group and sparks start flying, all I ask is that, out of respect for the other horny-as-hell lonely and jealous misers, that you secure some privacy ... it's for your own sake too.Y'all can crash at my apartment, provided that, at about 6 am, when we're finished at the beach, you are lucid enough to walk twenty minutes. There's room for at least three or four of you, if privacy is not a top priority. If not, the bluffs are much warmer than the beach and people often sleep there. And, to get past your hangover the following morning, there is plenty of fresh water and I will even be kind enough to make my famed egg omelettes !
Optional events on day 2 will include wine tasting, ostrich feeding, hiking, and drives along the Pacific coast. We could drive all the way up to San Francisco, if there is interest.
So, let me know.
- K****k
Oh, how I wish ... !
