Corrupt a wish

[liposuctionlol]

So this how the game goes
someone wishes for something and the next person says something that goes wrong with it

Example:
Person:I wish i had thirteen apples.
Corrupter:The apples are rotten. I wish i had a genie.
Badnews:The genie is evil. I wish...

etc...
so i'll start it out
I wish that i could stop and start time.

 

[Fodderboy]

You can't control when you start or stop time....

I wish I had a crêpe

 

[Bluey]

The crêpe is Poisson it would kill you if you eat it.

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[skapunk23]

provided you can turn it on and off?

i wish that i could change the directional vectors of any object

 

[NeverMore]

Directional vectors control you!

I wish I had a bowl of watermelon

 

[Antihero]

Granted. You eat it all, but afterwords you have no access to a bathroom.

I wish I wish I didn't sit on that fish.

(Sigh, I did this on another bored in a simular thread and killed it for awhile because no one got my reference )

 

[Irishdoll]

Now all your friends wear gas masks to be near your stinky bootie.

I wish I could start my own business.

 

[skapunk23]

In a worldwide economical slump with threats of stagflation?

I wish it wouldn't rain.

 

[NeverMore]

The ground and crops turn to dust and there is no water left all cause it didn't rain

I wish I could know what the solar system looks like from a distance

 

[Qui]

"'Hello Major Tom, are you receiving? Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by.' There's no reply."

I wish I were happy.

 

[Bluey]

You are happy but only for a day

I wish that my back would not hurt just cos I don a bit of painting

 

[Qui]

done. but now your feet hurt.

I wish I could get to sleep.

 

[Antihero]

Granted, but it's a really light sleep that is not at all restful.

I wish the price of gasoline would decrease.

 

[NeverMore]

The price of gas goes down but......your car explodes

I wish I had a bowl of Turkey Hill chocolate chip ice cream

 

[Qui]

done. but it's got roaches in it.

I wish I weren't so stupid.

 

[Fodderboy]

You are the smartest person on the planet!
... But you are the only one left on the planet...

I wish I could get my hands on some ******* fried twinkies and a bottle of vodka (... Had a long day)!

 

[liposuctionlol]

the fried twinkies are in the vodka
i wish i didn't have to sleep

 

[Fodderboy]

... You don't honestly think that would stop me, do you?

You never sleep again, only to find that everything on the planet closes/sleeps/stops working at 8:30pm sharp.

I wish I had my twinkievodka...

 

[liposuctionlol]

The twikies were made out of cellery and the vodka was 1.43% alcohol content

I wish i had the vodka that you wanted >8]

 

[Bluey]

... You don't honestly think that would stop me, do you?

You never sleep again, only to find that everything on the planet closes/sleeps/stops working at 8:30pm sharp.

I wish I had my twinkievodka...

LOL
when you've had a day you've had a day. I know where your coming from.

You have the vodka but you cert get into the bottle.

I wish I could fly.