Do you think *** before marriage is ok?
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Yes, I do think it is ok.
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It was alright. The wedding dress got in the way.
TheSkaFish
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I don't really think of it in terms of "OK" or "not OK".
I think of it more in terms of, "it's going to happen anyway, whether anyone thinks it is OK or not, so it's kind of a moot point."
That said, I think it does have the potential to cause some problems though.
I think of it more in terms of, "it's going to happen anyway, whether anyone thinks it is OK or not, so it's kind of a moot point."
That said, I think it does have the potential to cause some problems though.
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*** before marriage is fine. *** before breakfast is awesome.
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Depends on your belief system, I guess. In my mind, totally OK. To my born-again Christian, judgemental brother-in-law, totally not OK and I’m doomed to hell as a sinner.
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What if you make it to the honeymoon, and find their... um... equipment isn't opposite of yours?
"Honey, before we go to bed, there is something you should know."
"Honey, before we go to bed, there is something you should know."
maybetrollingmaybenot
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Yeah, I bet this is somehow related to religion but I'm such an atheist they won't even cast me in the Monthy Python.
Oh well, with all their requirements heaven must be a pretty empty, boring place.
Give me hell, with current energy prices at least it'll be comfortably warm.
TheSkaFish
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Pssh you weren't doomed to hell for that, you were doomed to hell for all of that skateboarding you were up to!
You were simply too radical and gnarly for your square brother-in-law
Every time you did an ollie, his perfectly arranged desk became ever-so-slightly out of order, and his shirt became untucked a little.
^an actual pic of Ringwood in her natural habitat
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ringwood
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Hahaha. .. You’re too funny.Pssh you weren't doomed to hell for that, you were doomed to hell for all of that skateboarding you were up to!
You were simply too radical and gnarly for your square brother-in-law
Every time you did an ollie, his perfectly arranged desk became ever-so-slightly out of order, and his shirt became untucked a little.
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^an actual pic of Ringwood in her natural habitat
“my natural habitat” - not quite. I guarantee you that I’d be meeting my maker and the depths of hell a lot sooner than I care to if I ever attempted anything like that. 
If I dyed my hair blonde, this would be more fitting to my natural habitat - out being radical and gnarly with the local snail population. My brother-in-law can stuff it!
It's up to the fine folks in the (soon to be) union.
Knock da bootz before marriage or don't......
Either way, I really don't think many have adhered to this system since...... maybe the 1930s. But, it is admirable..
This would've been a hot topic circa 1950 though
Knock da bootz before marriage or don't......
Either way, I really don't think many have adhered to this system since...... maybe the 1930s. But, it is admirable..
This would've been a hot topic circa 1950 though
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Claudia1794
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My husband was the same way. We both had a child by someone else but he wanted to wait til we got married because he was that born again Christian....ready for this....he is still married to me but he has married someone else.
what an ***** he is.
Not only is it okay. But, I would never marry someone that I never had *** with even if she was the hottest woman on the planet. *** can be waaaaayyyyy different to different people.
I once heard a man say that "they" don't rate "good ***" by the woman's looks anyway.. something like "the hottest woman could be the most boring lay' I paraphrase here, but you get the idea
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I don't know if there is such a thing as bad ***, but enthusiasm and expression makes for a much better time. Anyone can be beautiful under those circumstances.
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It's up to the fine folks in the (soon to be) union.
Knock da bootz before marriage or don't......
Either way, I really don't think many have adhered to this system since...... maybe the 1930s. But, it is admirable..
This would've been a hot topic circa 1950 though
1902: *** before marriage is taboo.
2022: Marriage before *** is taboo.
The script has flippeth1902: *** before marriage is taboo.
2022: Marriage before *** is taboo.
