Don't you just love Facebook notifications..

[xephier102]

Facebook notification received:

Friend suggestion: This is the distant (once removed) cousin of an individual that you shared eye contact with for a period of longer than 2.5 seconds while visiting a restaurant on your tour through Thailand. Would you like to add them? /NO

Friend suggestion: This is an individual of which you've shared many private, confidential, and potentially incriminating emails with (Disclaimer, since you chose to use our program, and clicked 'OK' several times during installation, we are no longer held to any legal standards, and therefore not liable for our actions in regards to violation of privacy or human rights.) Would you like to add them? #WTF.. /NO

 

[anastal]

Haha, oh Facebook notifications, they really know how to keep us entertained!

 

[MrLonely86]

I don't know what to say, but I have a song.



Classic , Facebook is spying you for American government, and TikTok is spying you for Chinese government, amazing.

 

[anastal]

Haha, oh Facebook notifications, they really know how to keep us entertained!

The friend suggestions can sometimes be so hilariously random, like the "distant once removed cousin" or the email exchange buddy with that tongue-in-cheek disclaimer – classic! By the way, have you ever come across those Cheapest Followers, Likes & Views offers on the platform? Just goes to show, technology has its ways of surprising us!