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The ways that different philosophies and religions view how **** happens:
Taoism- **** happens
Confucianism- Confucius say "**** happens"
Zen- what is the sound of **** happening?
Islam- it is Allah's will if **** happens
Communism- **** happens equally to all people
Catholicism- **** happens because you're bad :club:
Psychoanalysis- **** happens because of your toilet training
Scientology- **** happens if you're on our **** list
Unitarianism- its possible **** happens. Coffee and donuts anyone?
Judaism- always, **** happens to us
Protestantism- let this **** happen to someone else
Mysticism- what weird **** happens!
Agnosticism- what is this ****?
Atheism- I don't believe this ****
Nihilism- who needs this ****?
Aztec- cut out this ****
Quaker- lets not fight over ****
12-Step- I am powerless to the ****
Voodoo- hey, that **** looks just like you
Existentialism- **** doesn't happen, **** is
New Age- visualize **** not happening
Christian Science- **** happening is in your mind
Buddhism- as **** happens, pay no mind
Shintoism- **** happens everywhere
Objectism- our **** is good for you
Stoicism- **** happening is good for me
Hopi- corn fertilizer happens
Jehovah's Witness- no **** happens until Armageddon
Baha'i- its all the same ****
Wicca- mix this **** together and make it happen
Moonies- only real happy **** happens
7th Day Adventist- no **** happens on Saturdays
Rastafarianism- lets smoke this ****
Red Cross- **** happens, send money now
Charismatic- this is not **** and it doesn't smell bad
Discordianism- some funny **** happened today
Pessimism- I don't have much ****
I know there's more but these ones are always amusing
Taoism- **** happens
Confucianism- Confucius say "**** happens"
Zen- what is the sound of **** happening?
Islam- it is Allah's will if **** happens
Communism- **** happens equally to all people
Catholicism- **** happens because you're bad :club:
Psychoanalysis- **** happens because of your toilet training
Scientology- **** happens if you're on our **** list
Unitarianism- its possible **** happens. Coffee and donuts anyone?
Judaism- always, **** happens to us
Protestantism- let this **** happen to someone else
Mysticism- what weird **** happens!
Agnosticism- what is this ****?
Atheism- I don't believe this ****
Nihilism- who needs this ****?
Aztec- cut out this ****
Quaker- lets not fight over ****
12-Step- I am powerless to the ****
Voodoo- hey, that **** looks just like you
Existentialism- **** doesn't happen, **** is
New Age- visualize **** not happening
Christian Science- **** happening is in your mind
Buddhism- as **** happens, pay no mind
Shintoism- **** happens everywhere
Objectism- our **** is good for you
Stoicism- **** happening is good for me
Hopi- corn fertilizer happens
Jehovah's Witness- no **** happens until Armageddon
Baha'i- its all the same ****
Wicca- mix this **** together and make it happen
Moonies- only real happy **** happens
7th Day Adventist- no **** happens on Saturdays
Rastafarianism- lets smoke this ****
Red Cross- **** happens, send money now
Charismatic- this is not **** and it doesn't smell bad
Discordianism- some funny **** happened today
Pessimism- I don't have much ****
I know there's more but these ones are always amusing
