How to get a girlfriend/friend?

[gothandre]

Well, i just want to know if it is possible to get a girlfriend and friends having no friend in the moment... Well, i have no friends, and that makes hard to me to get a girlfriend.
I'm a romantic goth, which means i'm really romantic. And I need love to live. So I need a girlfriend... hahahha
any tips for a lonely gyu like me to get a girlfriend and friends?

 

[SophiaGrace]

1) go to ebay
2) search for girls
3) select a girl
4) bid on her
5) keep bidding until you win
6) pay for shipping and make sure they put holes in the box
7) voila, girlfriend!

I'm going to patent this method.

 

[TheSolitaryMan]

1) go to ebay
2) search for girls
3) select a girl
4) bid on her
5) keep bidding until you win
6) pay for shipping and make sure they put holes in the box
7) voila, girlfriend!

I'm going to patent this method.

You are a genius Soph, why did I never think of this?

Is there anywhere I can buy them wholesale and still packaged, a factory outlet perhaps?

 

[Ak5]

Quite easily, talk to goth girls!

 

[SophiaGrace]

1) go to ebay
2) search for girls
3) select a girl
4) bid on her
5) keep bidding until you win
6) pay for shipping and make sure they put holes in the box
7) voila, girlfriend!

I'm going to patent this method.

You are a genius Soph, why did I never think of this?

Is there anywhere I can buy them wholesale and still packaged, a factory outlet perhaps?

Women are 20% off before their periods when they're PMSing.

 

[theSmokingRabbit]

Women are 20% off before their periods when they're PMSing.

You take 20% off the price of a pissed off bear and it's still going to be a pissed off bear. No thank you.

 

[annik]

Any goth clubs / nights near you? I guess that would be a start. Though weirdly the goth sense doesn't seem like a super friendly one given that its a lot about looking kind of cool and moody. Maybe try goth websites as a start for talking to people. Might even make some contacts for going to said clubs with.

I used to be a goth but I didn't really fit in with it all. Weirdly though my last long term boyfriend and I met on a goth dating site despite not really being that goth!

 

[SophiaGrace]

Women are 20% off before their periods when they're PMSing.

You take 20% off the price of a pissed off bear and it's still going to be a pissed off bear. No thank you.

it's a deal! You can't pass up a deal!

besides the girl is fine 3 weeks out of 4 every month. You only have to deal with the psychotic episode for a week!

75% of the time she is alright.

The other 25% just lock yourself in your bedroom with a good porno.

 

[Felix]

1) go to ebay
2) search for girls
3) select a girl
4) bid on her
5) keep bidding until you win
6) pay for shipping and make sure they put holes in the box
7) voila, girlfriend!

I'm going to patent this method.

...and then they complain about how we see them as sexual objects!

 

[Thrasymachus]

I can tell you I have never gotten a girlfriend at 29 years old(but of course to a large extent I never really wanted one):

1) Whenever anyone, especially a girl asks if you like another girl(especially if she is in the asker's social circle), or what you think about a distal girl, just evade.
2) Whenever a woman for no seeming reason, who barely knows you, asks questions about you, try to escape the situation.
3) If a woman asks you out to a concert don't go.
4) If a girl hands you a piece of paper asking if you would like to go out, evade.
5) If you cousin asks you if you would like to go out with a friend of hers, make an excuse.
Etc.

You get the point, if you do the opposite probably you will head on the right path.

 

[Sprint]

1) go to ebay
2) search for girls
3) select a girl
4) bid on her
5) keep bidding until you win
6) pay for shipping and make sure they put holes in the box
7) voila, girlfriend!

I'm going to patent this method.

Interestingly enough... there are sites like this.

 

[LoneKiller]

Hello all!

Don't take up the entire conversation talking about yourself. Let him or her talk as well. It can be nerve racking approaching someone of the opposite sex. There is a strong chance that he or she is just as nervous while you are on your way over to strike up a conversation.

 

[Lonely in BC]

I'm willing

 

[Public_Enemy]

In my opinion, the best way to get a girlfriend is to never look for one, live life in what ever way you see fit. Do what ever you enjoy, learn, work on yourself, develop your own philosophy for living life, develop a standard, morals, ethics and study the art of positivity where possible. To find what you do not seek, one must attract what they most desire. When you become true to yourself, positive, more fulfilled, you will start to radiate this energy onto those around you and eventually a woman will notice this and she will want you. Of course, this is simply my opinion, I could be wrong...and perhaps you have already done all of these things that I mentioned.

 

[FreedomFromLiberty]

1) go to ebay
2) search for girls
3) select a girl
4) bid on her
5) keep bidding until you win
6) pay for shipping and make sure they put holes in the box
7) voila, girlfriend!

I'm going to patent this method.

You are a genius Soph, why did I never think of this?

Is there anywhere I can buy them wholesale and still packaged, a factory outlet perhaps?

Why yes, TheSolitaryMan, you can. You caaaaaaan......

http://realdoll.com/

 

[Arsenic Queen]

It's about meeting as many people as possible, and creating attraction. You create attraction by being friendly, and by showing interest in others. You may have to do this for a while before interesting potentials start gravitating around you, but trust that they will, continue creating attraction, and they will.

"Right ones" are difficult to find and it's very much about luck. But the way to recognize them is when you can be yourself around them, and you two understand each other. When conversation and pleasure are natural with them. Then two things can happen. They can become a great Friend, or they can be "More".

When it comes to "More", this is where attraction and charm comes into play. But the "We feel good together naturally" bit has to be there first.