I’ve just had *** with my two daughters.

[Puddled Duck]

and damn and blast got them both pregnant.

Well my wife died, so I got drunk one night, banged the two daughters, because I was drunk and horney. Didn’t use a condom. Now they’re up the duff.

I said a prayer and God’s fine with it.

Should I tell the police?.

 

[Puddled Duck]

Before that I tried sort of tried pimping them out with a load of men.

 

[Puddled Duck]

It’s not like I ***** them, quite the opposite!.

 

[Shaun]

This is a sad case of madness where any father does something that could lock him away. He could find *** out in the market without damaging his daughters, lives, even though they consented to it..

TELL THE POLICE AND PAY THE CRIME...

 

[ardour]

You know you're hurtling towards a ban, right? It seems like you're capable of worthwhile comments, why do this? This is not even slightly funny.

 

[Puddled Duck]

You know you're hurtling towards a ban, right?  It seems like you're capable of worthwhile comments, why do this? This is not even slightly funny.

It will be funny when I’ve finished with this thread.

Where’s humourless when you need him, oh humourless come hither, let’s see what you know. Here boy!.

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This is a sad case of madness where any father does something that could lock him away. He could find *** out in the market without damaging his daughters, lives, even though they consented to it..

TELL THE POLICE AND PAY THE CRIME...

Right, but gods cool with it, in fact he murdered my wife!.

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Look what I’ve reeled in homourless.

 

[LostintheBardo]

10/10 thread. Would read again...

 

[Puddled Duck]

10/10 thread. Would read again...

It’s. not what you say, it’s knowing the response.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Nope