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*thinks to himself* "Okay, now where exactly did I slip up?"

Seriously though, I would more than likely (though perhaps begrudgingly) own up to it. I might also try to rationalize aloud my motivations for doing so if I thought it might help.
 
Since I'm sure I would have had a reason, I would explain that reason.
 
well...I ordered roses ahead of time because I can't ly worth a damn.
I have the gold credit card with your name on it, out on the table.
I gracefully go upstairs and pull out your mystery box hidden under your side of bed.
I pray to god I will servive the night. Then I take the box downstairs to you.
I do another silent prayer as you open up your box of hand cuffs, whips and chains.:(

Plan B.....I also ordered a bucket of Icecream.:p
 
Lonesome Crow said:
well...I ordered roses ahead of time because I can't ly worth a damn.
I have the gold credit card with your name on it, out on the table.
I gracefully go upstairs and pull out your mystery box hidden under your side of bed.
I pray to god I will servive the night. Then I take the box downstairs to you.
I do another silent prayer as you open up your box of hand cuffs, whips and chains.:(

Plan B.....I also ordered a bucket of Icecream.:p


lol, smooth Rocket, really smooth man. I'm impressed. :p
(it was the Gold Card, lol)
 
GHOSTNYOURMIST said:
*Gives Eve big wet kiss*


See, Now you don't even remember the question.:p


OMGROFLMAO!!! Yep, kisses usually make a good tool for distraction! :p
 
*whips out big ass carrots*...sorry eve, I know i lied.... want one big ass carrot?
 
SadRabbit said:
*whips out big ass carrots*...sorry eve, I know i lied.... want one big ass carrot?

One? For lying to the Bunny Goddess? If you don't want me to smite you, you'd better have more than ONE big ass carrot, lol. :p
 
I was going to surprise you. But now you've gone and ruined it!

Nice work.

*Walks out*
 
Sorry, what was that? I was playing with this adorable litter of kittens that I found under the stairs. Here, have one!
 
I would explain myself, and get you some food. Take you out somewheres and apologize. I usually try to reason it out cause I hate hurting people. I tend to do nice things for people if I mess up but I don't over do it or anything.
 
The wrath of Eve is no small thing.

Run. Don't look back. Don't think. Don't even blink. Just run.
 

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