Life is much better now that I've stopped looking at men like *** objects...

[Luna]

And also as foot-massaging slaves that will fix things that I break and will also take out the garbage for me.

I have seen...the light.

It kinda hurts my eyes, but anyway...

I knew it was pretty bad when I was at Wendy's that one time, waiting for my order, and the awkward, sweaty kid behind the counter said to me "Here's your order Ma'am" and I was instantly turned on.

Or that other time I went out to get the mail, and saw some guy around my age walking his dog and all I could think of was stealing his dog so he'd chase after me. I could then boast to my family - and to the many others that (annoyingly) question me why got no boys after me - "Yeah. There was this one real cute guy who chased me so much and so hard. He just wouldn't leave me alone! He kept on yelling for my attention."

All I can say is that it's a good thing I keep to myself.
Some may consider it "creepy".
But if I am creepy, at least I am not the stereotypical 6-foot man hiding under a black-hooded sweater standing in front of a van with boarded up windows kind of creepy.
I mean, things could always be worse.
I am moreso of an "indirect creepy" if I were creepy.
You know...kind of lurking about in the grocery stores staring at you from where the apples are...(God I love apples)
Or maybe I'll bump into you as you're getting on the bus.
The endless possibilities!

If you ever see some grouchy-looking 5'4 Asian girl sitting in the corner with her head down, hair covering half of her face and hiding with what looks like a bazooka and a body-bag...

Say "Hi!"
Don't be shy!
Tis I!

The past month has been pretty good.
I haven't thought of mauling some unsuspecting innocent gent.

I would have posted this in the 'Success Stories & Positive Experiences' until I saw this: "This forum is more regulated than others!"

...yeahhh...

But just thought I'd put it out there...
I've made some progress.



*beams with pride*

 

[Sean]

And also as foot-massaging slaves that will fix things that I break and will also take out the garbage for me.

I have seen...the light.

It kinda hurts my eyes, but anyway...

I knew it was pretty bad when I was at Wendy's that one time, waiting for my order, and the awkward, sweaty kid behind the counter said to me "Here's your order Ma'am" and I was instantly turned on.

Or that other time I went out to get the mail, and saw some guy around my age walking his dog and all I could think of was stealing his dog so he'd chase after me. I could then boast to my family - and to the many others that (annoyingly) question me why got no boys after me - "Yeah. There was this one real cute guy who chased me so much and so hard. He just wouldn't leave me alone! He kept on yelling for my attention."

All I can say is that it's a good thing I keep to myself.
Some may consider it "creepy".
But if I am creepy, at least I am not the stereotypical 6-foot man hiding under a black-hooded sweater standing in front of a van with boarded up windows kind of creepy.
I mean, things could always be worse.
I am moreso of an "indirect creepy" if I were creepy.
You know...kind of lurking about in the grocery stores staring at you from where the apples are...(God I love apples)
Or maybe I'll bump into you as your getting on the bus.
The endless possibilities!

If you ever see some grouchy-looking 5'4 Asian girl sitting in the corner with her head down, hair covering half of her face and hiding with what looks like a bazooka and a body-bag...

Say "Hi!"
Don't be shy!
Tis I!

The past month has been pretty good.
I haven't thought of mauling some unsuspecting innocent gent.

I would have posted this in the 'Success Stories & Positive Experiences' until I saw this: "This forum is more regulated than others!"

...yeahhh...

But just thought I'd put it out there...
I've made some progress.



*beams with pride*

I used to work at Wendys .

 

[SophiaGrace]

lol



The light dont hurt my eyes.

 

[Nina]

LOL Congrats on the progress...

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

this is truly funny ****

 

[eris]

I don't think there is anything wrong with you for feeling like that. Its just the way you are.

When I was like 22-25 I was severely dumbfounded by beautiful women. In my Shakespear class there was this one girl that gave me palipitations when I saw her. She sat in front of me, and I would just stare at her, thinking the nastiest things you could possibly imagine.

She just randomly started talking to me in the restroom one day. I froze, and started going "uh, ur, um" and finally said something like "oh yeah?" or something like that. I was so embarrased

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

there was this one girl that gave me palipitations when I saw her. She sat in front of me, and I would just stare at her, thinking the nastiest things you could possibly imagine.

hey! this thread is about treating "men" as *** objects!

 

[eris]

Yes, but it's practically the same things though. I used to act that way with men too

 

[SophiaGrace]

haha while we are on the subject... there was this one girl at orientation at Gallaudet...she had really short hair and was black. She sat in front of me during orientation. I found it very very difficult not to stare at her. she was ******* hot.

*embarassed now*

haha ^_^

 

[mintymint]

Luna, you always make smile

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

this is the last thread that i figured would result in hot lesbian crush confessions. hmm, just goes to show you life is full of surprises.

 

[ShybutHi]

A women treating a man as a *** object? Yes please, i think i would find that quite pleasurable... unless it was to the point that my tackle started falling off.

 

[SofiasMami]

LOL!!!
You're such an inspiration, Luna, hopefully I will see "the light" someday too...


Teresa

 

[IVIZ]

Wow Luna, you can steal my dog any day

 

[eris]

there was this one girl that gave me palipitations when I saw her. She sat in front of me, and I would just stare at her, thinking the nastiest things you could possibly imagine.

hey! this thread is about treating "men" as *** objects!

you have a lot of room to talk

I see you post stupid **** all though peoples threads.

FOR EXAMPLE: You posted in the assasin thread in the networking section just because you wanted to post in a thread with that title.

 

[EveWasFramed]

there was this one girl that gave me palipitations when I saw her. She sat in front of me, and I would just stare at her, thinking the nastiest things you could possibly imagine.

hey! this thread is about treating "men" as *** objects!

you have a lot of room to talk

I see you post stupid **** all though peoples threads.

FOR EXAMPLE: You posted in the assasin thread in the networking section just because you wanted to post in a thread with that title.

One person's "stupid ****" is another person's "just joking." Let's leave it at that, and not insult others.

JSD...please, no reply to this one, just ignore it?

Pwease?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

there was this one girl that gave me palipitations when I saw her. She sat in front of me, and I would just stare at her, thinking the nastiest things you could possibly imagine.

hey! this thread is about treating "men" as *** objects!

you have a lot of room to talk

I see you post stupid **** all though peoples threads.

FOR EXAMPLE: You posted in the assasin thread in the networking section just because you wanted to post in a thread with that title.

You know, the smiley he included in his post indicates that he is joking. You might want to check the hostility.

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

You know, the smiley he included in his post indicates that he is joking. You might want to check the hostility.

thanks ctf.

actually i got a giant dose of the hostility in a pm. i guess not everyone can either:

a - tell when i'm joking

or

b - be amused

either way, i assured eris i was joking. it's up to eris to be offended or not to be offended from here on out. whatevs.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

You know, the smiley he included in his post indicates that he is joking. You might want to check the hostility.

thanks ctf.

Hey, no prob. It's not as though you were running around posting highly offensive or sexually graphic posts. I'd have to slap you down for those myself. ;-)

 

[EveWasFramed]

*sigh*