One of the best Amazon product reviews yet

tangerinedream · Apr 13, 2012

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

3,389 of 3,399 people found that review helpful, I found it hilarious.

Badjedidude · Apr 13, 2012

^^^^Hahahaha.... "knob and bollocks."

THAT makes it all worth it. (hehe)

VanillaCreme · Apr 14, 2012

Now that I'm no longer dying from the laughter that swelled up from my innards, bubbled up in my chest, and came out in a fierce spew... that is the funniest thing I've ever seen on Amazon. I shop on Amazon like it's a corner store Walmart, and oh my dear, I've never.... I had to remove my glasses to see straight.

You can't do that to me anymore.

Limlim · Apr 14, 2012

I like how he still gave it a 5 rating, lol

Lonely in BC · Apr 14, 2012

Thats hilarious.

Touching certain ummmm, shall we say sensitive areas with your hands after you've used some A535 isn't that great of an idea either. The effect isn't as long lasting as described in the customer review but it is pretty painful.

Never again (I hope).

tangerinedream · Apr 14, 2012

Badjedidude said:
^^^^Hahahaha.... "knob and bollocks."

THAT makes it all worth it. (hehe)

I know!

VanillaCreme said:
Now that I'm no longer dying from the laughter that swelled up from my innards, bubbled up in my chest, and came out in a fierce spew... that is the funniest thing I've ever seen on Amazon. I shop on Amazon like it's a corner store Walmart, and oh my dear, I've never.... I had to remove my glasses to see straight.

You can't do that to me anymore.

I truly giggled for about 10 minutes when I read that.

Limlim said:
I like how he still gave it a 5 rating, lol

I know! Hey, the dude is honest.

Lonely in BC said:
Thats hilarious.

Touching certain ummmm, shall we say sensitive areas with your hands after you've used some A535 isn't that great of an idea either. The effect isn't as long lasting as described in the customer review but it is pretty painful.

Never again (I hope).

Good to know. I'll be sure to pass that along to people if it seems they're in imminent danger of doing that.