Spam email

Littlesecret · Sep 11, 2014

I like reading spam emails, just to see what the jebends of the world like to come up with next, to dupe others out of their monies!

So if you read them and a have a couple of funny ones or just to inform others, post them? Maybe? Hopefully?

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Hey whats up boo Tanya here going to tell you something jiiji

im horny most of the time last day i got this email about this new trending
supersite where i can put my webcam online
*link removed* - mod edit, no links to nudity please

my friend Liza did and told me and hey i had some fun . so i keep going

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Liza invited me and im inviting you because you know what boo,

this invite only , so you is in or out,

Are you gonna be in? or Out?

xoxo Tanya

oh **** im alredy getting wet waiting for you there.

*link removed*

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Who the hell is Liza?

Solivagant · Sep 11, 2014

I think I posted this on another thread somewhere, but I've gotten these and others like them in my inbox on many occasions:

"Your instrument is so small she barely finds it in bed?"
"Enhancing your male weapon means winning a war."
"Enlarging your tool means enlarging your masculinity overall."
"Enlarge your device and women will jump in your bed."
"Upgrade and update your love life by enlarging your penis."
"Every man would give up his brain for a decent size."
"A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success."

Rosebolt · Sep 11, 2014

^ I remember you posting that, funny.

Spam email i get tends to be alot more dull.

I'm not quite sure if posting those links is allowed though.

Littlesecret · Sep 11, 2014

Solivagant said:
I think I posted this on another thread somewhere, but I've gotten these and others like them in my inbox on many occasions:

"Your instrument is so small she barely finds it in bed?"
"Enhancing your male weapon means winning a war."
"Enlarging your tool means enlarging your masculinity overall."
"Enlarge your device and women will jump in your bed."
"Upgrade and update your love life by enlarging your penis."
"Every man would give up his brain for a decent size."
"A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success."

Haha, so poetic!

Rosebolt said:
^ I remember you posting that, funny. Spam email i get tends to be alot more dull.

I'm not quite sure if posting those links is allowed though.

Only a fool would click on it, on a thread about spam emails lol!