The Nicolelt, Rainbows, Lowlander, and PieBeNice Thread of Crap
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Another thread of crap?
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Nicolelt said:
That's pretty much a guarantee....
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A cat named Ned
A cat named Ned once stole the intergalactic warp hole sandwich to take over the universe with his army of a single kitten-bun. While travelling, destroying everything in their path, including a talkative dwarf planet, they reached rainbow prism nebula where the inhabitance appear to be real life anime characters. After merciless butchering of their young he passed through stereotypically racist village where even the snakes cuss and adventured into the mouth of 'DATSRACIST' Cavern. They empowered the pirate destroying crabs with lazerbeam powers and granted them their religious idle 'LORD KITTENZ' which allowed them to summon their messiah of golden fluffyness and blue flames. Ned and his army destroyed all literature in this nebula for it wasnt very amusing, alike a certain story I once told. Ned then went on to warp from galaxy to galaxy, interrupting, erupting and destroying everything in his path until he came to terms with his homosexuality and math fetish he decided the destroy all past memories of himself. He then created a new wonderland, for Jesus, naked grippy women and young mentally disturbed children where they partied, started wars and thus buried themselves into the ground like rabbits, moving the rabbits into colonies stealing their land like any free nation would. "Freedom!!!!!!!!" Ned screamed as he flashes his rainbow knickers and granted the universe with games and the internet, where evil demon snakes trolled the innocent. Here Ned the fabulously homosexual albino universe destroying cat worshipping cat of catness met his end, only to be reborn to relive his life, several times over. Each time, he got even more fabulous than the last and eventually evolved into Elton John and was born onto planet earth to bless the world with fabulousness. -The End-
That is the story my mind told me when looking at your picture painters radio.
A cat named Ned once stole the intergalactic warp hole sandwich to take over the universe with his army of a single kitten-bun. While travelling, destroying everything in their path, including a talkative dwarf planet, they reached rainbow prism nebula where the inhabitance appear to be real life anime characters. After merciless butchering of their young he passed through stereotypically racist village where even the snakes cuss and adventured into the mouth of 'DATSRACIST' Cavern. They empowered the pirate destroying crabs with lazerbeam powers and granted them their religious idle 'LORD KITTENZ' which allowed them to summon their messiah of golden fluffyness and blue flames. Ned and his army destroyed all literature in this nebula for it wasnt very amusing, alike a certain story I once told. Ned then went on to warp from galaxy to galaxy, interrupting, erupting and destroying everything in his path until he came to terms with his homosexuality and math fetish he decided the destroy all past memories of himself. He then created a new wonderland, for Jesus, naked grippy women and young mentally disturbed children where they partied, started wars and thus buried themselves into the ground like rabbits, moving the rabbits into colonies stealing their land like any free nation would. "Freedom!!!!!!!!" Ned screamed as he flashes his rainbow knickers and granted the universe with games and the internet, where evil demon snakes trolled the innocent. Here Ned the fabulously homosexual albino universe destroying cat worshipping cat of catness met his end, only to be reborn to relive his life, several times over. Each time, he got even more fabulous than the last and eventually evolved into Elton John and was born onto planet earth to bless the world with fabulousness. -The End-
That is the story my mind told me when looking at your picture painters radio.
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Nicolelt said:
Should have quoted it, Re-Trolling a Trolls troll post
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