What are you thinking right now?

[TheRealCallie]

Woohoo, my kid was accepted to the college he applied to. I won't even mention that I'm fairly certain they accept everyone. Lol
My other kid also got accepted there this year, but they didn't have the summer class he wanted so he didn't go.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Also, omg you stupid **** of a mail person....could you PLEASE learn how to read an address. This is the third time this week you gave me someone else's mail. The addresses aren't even close to similar. I'm going to start leaving passive aggressive post it notes in my mailbox for you.

 

[Claudia1794]

I really don’t like making plans because I hate having to rearrange or cancel plans. I rearranged **** to be off tonight then as of 10 minutes ago I learned that all my efforts are shot to ****. Now either I am stuck or I leave this miserable old lady by herself and go about my business.

 

[KimP]

Procrastinating until it’s impossible to do something is not a good plan of action. Especially if you then regret when it’s too late.

 

[Claudia1794]

So I am aggravated that I went to the trouble of rearranging my shift only to be stuck working my original shift...not cool. But, if I’m being perfectly honest I’m not even really bothered that I’m not going to do what I planned. What the **** was I even thinking?

 

[Finished]

So I am aggravated that I went to the trouble of rearranging my shift only to be stuck working my original shift...not cool. But, if I’m being perfectly honest I’m not even really bothered that I’m not going to do what I planned. What the **** was I even thinking?

I don't really think I want to know what you were thinking. It might F up my mind like yours like some kind of virus. Ha! ha!

 

[Finished]

I hate it when you have ideas and little motivation to do them.

Make a box full of flying butterflies, wind them up, put the lid on the box, and give the box to a friend. Then when they open it all the butterflies will come flying out.

 

[Finished]

I really don’t like making plans because I hate having to rearrange or cancel plans. I rearranged **** to be off tonight then as of 10 minutes ago I learned that all my efforts are shot to ****. Now either I am stuck or I leave this miserable old lady by herself and go about my business.

Ummmmmmmmm. Sleeping pills. That's what guys do to their old ladys when they want to hit the town without asking for permission and/or being nagged about it.

 

[user 164061]

Ummmmmmmmm. Sleeping pills. That's what guys do to their old ladys when they want to hit the town without asking for permission and/or being nagged about it.

Well....that escalated quickly

 

[Rohini]

Holy mfin **** my neighbors are being loud as hell today.

"What's with today? Today?"

 

[user 164061]

Holy mfin **** my neighbors are being loud as hell today.

Up and coming Law & Order episode in the making? Dun dun!!!

 

[Rohini]

@Tryingtosurvive I could never be as annoying as him. my neighbors probably dont even know I live here that's how much I keep to myself, lol.

Exaggerating but you get the general idea
I won't be interrogating them under the spotlight anytime soon

 

[Finished]

Holy mfin **** my neighbors are being loud as hell today.

"What's with today? Today?"

Maybe you should call the Noise Busters, aka Ghost Busters. They had to diversify.

 

[user 164061]

@Tryingtosurvive I could never be as annoying as him. my neighbors probably dont even know I live here that's how much I keep to myself, lol.

Exaggerating but you get the general idea
I won't be interrogating them under the spotlight anytime soon

You'd have to offer them water/diet coke, get the rundown on relatives, then find out if you can help them in any way possible to get ya rocks off.

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Some random anon guy online posted "where to meet girls," and just to **** with him I said Pinterest.

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

If the human body is 60% water, we're basically slushies in bags of flesh.

 

[TheRealCallie]

My kid just watched a movie with me. Normally he loses interest in the first 10 minutes and does other things, but this stupid *** movie actually held his attention. Not only that, but a big conversation ensued about it after. Quite shocking, really.

 

[Rohini]

"Just a-chooglin' on down to New Orleans"

 

[Claudia1794]

"Just a-chooglin' on down to New Orleans"

You spend time there before?

 

[Claudia1794]

Wonder why people pick the most inconvenient time to air their grievances? I think that's what I like about this...I can choose when and what is worth my time. People in real life tend to think this is a bad characteristic. So then why continue to engage someone with this trait? Stubbornness? Some deluded idea that the person has changed since the last time? Insane? The way I see it, I'm not the person with the problem. They are. I am selfish, inconsiderate, competitive, cold, devious, manipulative, and insensitive but I can flip it and be the exact opposite when need be. This is the side I present to people because...well for obvious reasons. With family and those that have known me for some time I see no point in being anything other than myself. They know me yet they don't understand. Its the silliest thing.