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If distance and cost weren't an issue, what would you buy as a friendly present for an ALL member? As a rule, it can only be one thing.

I'd buy AJdass an Alcest band T-shirt.
I'd buy Barbaloot the small violin xat emoticon.
I'd buy Ekstra better shorts.
I'd buy Vega his own place.
I'd buy Christina a video game.
I'd buy Brian his way into MIT.
I'd buy JJ beer.
I'd buy Antihero a book.
I'd buy Sean a bag of that good stuff.

Edit: In before barb's endless im2cool list.
 
I'd buy Alan a cabin deep in the forest in Norway.
I'd buy AJ a litter of kittens and a house for them so we can start a hoarding collection.
I'd buy Christina a new car.
I'd buy Rabbito an apartment of her own.
I'd buy Liley a beautiful house filled with many handsome man slaves.
I'd buy Peter tickets to the Philippines and a house for Floffy. And a wedding for them.
I'd buy Sterb a woman.
I'd buy AD a pizza.
I'd buy Frost a Lapin Kulta.
I'd also chip in so Vega could have his own place.
I'd buy Anti work internet that would let him come hang out with us more.
I'd buy DP a place of his own too. Kat as well. And Fox. A lot of you need your own place.
I'd buy lonely into any job he wanted.
I'd buy mimby another cat so he can be an old, crazy cat lady.
I'd pay for Eve to be able to work less.

Edit: :cool:
 
I'd buy Alan Neige's guitar (signed, ofc).
I'd buy Barb a cat sanctuary.
I'd buy Jen a harem of oiled man-slaves, subservient to her every whim.
I'd buy Nerdygirl a top of the line radio suite for her podcast.
I'd buy Christina Diablo 3.
I'd buy Eve a lovely bouquet of flowers because I don't know what to get her.
For Liley, I'd get Opeth to go over to Morocco and play all of her favourite songs.
I'd buy Vega a lifetime supply of tacos.
I'd buy Gutted tickets to whatever Olympics events he wants to see, and a bunch of bodyguards to shove all of the plebs out of his way while he gets to them.
I'd buy JJ a PC and myself an XBOX so we could play videogames together.
 
I'd buy JJ a dog.
I'd buy Barbaloot a job.
I'd buy Lonely a flight ticket to Jen's city.
I'd buy Ajdass an airport so he can visit everyone from ALL.
I'd buy Jen ownership of a well running business so she won't have to work.
I'd buy Liley a nice place she could call her own and live without cost.
I'd buy Alan a years supply of tea, of all the worlds flavors.
I'd buy Dark Poet a friendly intelligent AI robot he could communicate and play retro games with.
 


1. I'd buy Ak5 the complete collection of "House M.D." on Blu-ray Autographed by Hugh Laurie.
2. I'd buy LeaningIntoTheMuse a Gibson Les Paul guitar.
3. I'd buy edgecrusher a new 360.
4. I'd buy Sci-Fi all PS3 titles made.
5. I'd buy Poguesy a life sized doll of George Bush Jr.
6. I'd buy kamya a weighted gold chess set with a board made from Brazilian Rosewood.
7. I'd buy Jedi The original Lightsaber used by Darth Vader.
8. I'd buy Hoffy And Pezza a mansion.
9. I'd give Eve a $100,000 gift certificate to Toys R Us for her child.
10. I'd buy Sophia a gold tiara.
11. I'd buy Phaedron a computer with best specs on the planet.
12. I'd buy Bones the same $100,000 gift certificate I'd buy for Eve for her child.
13. I'd buy WishingWell a statue of the Messiah made from rare marble and emerald.
14. I'd buy Minus a chrome Lamborghini.
15. I'd pay the best artist on Earth to paint my portrait and give it to Callie.
 
I'd buy AJ that sixth string for his guitar that he's needed for ages.
Id' buy Al a French maids outfit so he had something to wear while he's cleaning up the place before his dad gets home.
I'd buy DP a book of light poetry.
I'd buy Yesm the biggest bong the world has ever seen.
I'd buy Vega a new cane to beat the kids with.(the old one must be all split by now)
I'd buy Anti a map marked with CIVILIAN airports.
I'd buy Fox a bigger box,like a shipping container or something.
I'd buy Liley a giant pair of goth boots,and a Russian T34 tank.
I'd buy Shells the best health care money could buy,and a life times supply of Smirnoff.
I'd buy Barb a bucket and spade for making sand castles.
I'd buy Jen an AK47.
I'd buy Deb a new dress,that red one is starting to get thread bare.

If I forgot anybody,I'll get back to you.
 
I'd buy Eve some free time so she could enjoy herself every once in a while.
I'd buy Liley a home that she's only dreamed of
I'd buy Callie a plane ticket so she could see anyone she likes
I'd buy Shells a place she could feel happy in
I'd buy JJ his own Internet connection ;)
I'd buy Leaning Into The Muse a Game Gear with a few classics!
I'd buy OkieDokes a transparent house so she could always feel one with nature
I'd buy Kat a daily telegram so someone comes and gives her a hug to remind her she's cared about
I'd buy Barb a fancy playhouse for all her kitties. I'd also buy her husband a war game so he could feel like he's serving the country, but at home. ;)
I'd buy Nerdy Girl some really nice podcasting equipment
I'd buy Cait Sith some yucky soda (Its a joke about how this type of food she buys sounds just like that word)
I'd buy Aku a nice collection of delicious treats and classic video games
I'd buy AJ a badass guitar
I'd buy Alan tickets to a show he'd like
I'd buy Minty a lot to be honest. I have no idea what he'd want, so I'd just start throwing things in my shopping cart and hope for the best!
I'd pay for all AK's College fees
I'd buy Soph a publishing company so she could give it a shot!
I'd buy the trademark to "Amazing" just for you Vega! ;)
I'd buy AfterDark a really good computer
I'd buy Fox a real Fox he could hold and cuddle.
I'd give Sterling enough money to let her just have a nice day and breathe away some of the stress in her life.
 

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