I have a few, depends on who calls me and whether the number is listed or not. If it's a listed number it plays the Indiana Jones theme, if not then Homer Simpson comes on saying "Hey your phone isn't ringing, just kidding it is, actually its not, just kidding it is." If my mom calls me from home it plays Homer singing "Spider-Pig" and if she calls from her cell it plays P!nk "So what", if my brother calls me it plays P!nk "Raise Your Glass" and I have one person set with the 60's Batman TV Theme and some preset tones. When I get a text message the Joker from The Dark Knight movie says "Here's my card".