You Know you're Lonely When..

[Jesse]

Post your "You Know you're Lonely When.." 's here.

I'll go first. (this is meant to be humorous in tone)

When you're the only person online on a forum for lonely people.

 

[Lonesome Crow]

When you have an uncontrollable urge to stick your wee wee into a light socket.

 

[Wyrm]

When you have the weekly (and sacred) ritual of looking into peoples' windows in the middle of the night while wearing a batman mask.

 

[samba101]

When there is no one to do anything with and your stuck at home alone by yourself day after day.

 

[WishIWereA]

When your on a remoted island and the plane that came by didn't see your flare ^^

 

[Sonic_95]

When you cry enough tears to water your garden

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When you have an uncontrollable urge to stick your wee wee into a light socket.

OMG wtf

 

[cheaptrickfan]

When even your cat ignores you in favor of a nap.

 

[Divinitywolf]

When you spend each day doing absolutely nothing...

 

[Naval_Fluff]

When you have full conversations with inanimate objects

 

[Alex]

When you laugh about something on tv/in your head, and no-one is there to share it with. (sorry for not being lighthearted, I am not in the mood!)

 

[samba101]

When you have the weekly (and sacred) ritual of looking into peoples' windows in the middle of the night while wearing a batman mask.

That makes me laugh, reason why is because on a dating/friendship website there is this guy who is wearing a batman suit and mask, his title says 'You be you and I be me'.

 

[evanescencefan91]

when you'll starve yourself, not eating for 8-10 hours because it hurts too much to eat alone




(more ligthearted one)

when you're an adult and you create and talk with imaginary friends, and they're your most loyal ones

 

[Lonesome Crow]

when everytime you see your own dog...it rolls over and plays dead. Then it gets up and bites ya.

 

[Wyrm]

When you're left alone on a dying planet after the last ship of your kind has left forever.

Wow, that was depressing and nerdy :rolleyes2:

 

[Lonesome Crow]

when there is only 2 people left on the planet (you and her). She hangs herself.

Worst....
When there's almost 4 billions women on this planet...you're single and living alone

 

[EveWasFramed]

Post your "You Know you're Lonely When.." 's here.

I'll go first. (this is meant to be humorous in tone)

When you're the only person online on a forum for lonely people.

lmao, that's happened to me several times on this forum too.

 

[Jesse]

Lol yes. I see, 0 invisible, myself and a yahoo bot and I'm like, ****! I need to find something to do.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I knew if I waited long enough it would happen.

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lmao!

 

[Get Down!]

yeah me too!
sometimes i even log out just because i feel embarassed of my nerdiness and then lurk here as a guest

 

[Freakin_Amazin]

You think to yourself that your hand should have marriage rights by now...