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I'll start.
There's a spider in my bed
There's a spider in my bed
A sentence you hope to never say
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You should have told me you had an STD before we had sex!!!! Ha! ha!
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My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told me to take it out.
ringwood
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"Is that a gherkin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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ringwood
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Reminded me of this scene from Spinal Tap
That's awesome. Spinal Tap was a great movie. BTW, I think 'gherkin' means something different in the U.K. versus North America - hence my smart-ass comment as things I hope I never have to say.
A chart for your reference. . .On the left, a typical gherkin as it's known in your part of the world (AKA pickle in Canada/U.S.); on the far right, a gherkin as it's known here in North America. There's. . . ahem. . . a BIG difference.
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Blimey!That's awesome. Spinal Tap was a great movie. BTW, I think 'gherkin' means something different in the U.K. versus North America - hence my smart-ass comment as things I hope I never have to say.
A chart for your reference. . .On the left, a typical gherkin as it's known in your part of the world (AKA pickle in Canada/U.S.); on the far right, a gherkin as it's known here in North America. There's. . . ahem. . . a BIG difference.
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Sorry for ramming your car because you cheated on me!
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I just saw a spider in my shower
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Can I get some toothpaste and a box of that Viagra?
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Sorry, I think I ran over your dog
I didn't know the gun was loaded. Sorry.....
Sunless Sky
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I imagine thats what Alec Baldwin said.
I'm breaking up with you because you are crazier then I am.
Adamridge79
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Wait, that **** was real?
Sunless Sky
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I am attracted to your sister... NO NOT THE FACE!!!
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They are gone.
