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maybe it's not that you're uncapable of expressing yourself, but that on some level you choose not to express yourself. there's this really cute girl that i know that i would LOVE to just take out on a date and have some wild sex with in the end (because i like her), but i'm not about to tell...

sorry to make things more negative, and you're probably going to think i'm an a-hole for saying this, but these "bad things/bad people" that happen to you are because of you. there is no such thing as good luck or bad luck, just luck: luck that you create. fortune that you build in your mind...

ok, plain and simple, 99.9% of the time, it is NEVER a good idea to get back with an ex. 'nuff sssssaid.

WOOOAAAH! BUDDY! HANG ON A SECOND!... you said you "haven't been able to convince anyone to have sex with me in 22 years"? well there's your problem. what? have you been going around actually asking girls to sleep with you? buddy, you're doing it all wrong. you're coming off as desperate and...

unfortunately, height is a major player when it comes to getting dates... but hey, so are big ****s. what i'm saying is, these things don't really matter. sure, they'll attract more mates, but what women are really attracted to is self-confidence. don't let your insecurities get the best of...

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yeah, i have that problem... i like speaking my mind to other people, but i pick my spots because i know that 9 out of 10 times, they'll react in a way that insults me or my intelligence. it's like, we live in the USA, and we have the freedom of speech, but we're chastised whenever we speak our...

a ham and egg taco with salsa from stripes.

wow... i don't know where to begin. i guess it really depends on what state you live in (wether or not they can do that). it sounds to me like her boss only suspended her out of anger, and to assert her authority. how would it look like if she had vomit all over her and said only, "oh, don't...

actually, i think i would have been more aggressive with her. i think the reason she left me was because i was too nice. girls are into jerks these days. this is how i learned that nice guys really do finish last. that's pretty much why today i'm an a-hole 99% of the time, and i've yet to run...

hells no! i hate getting older. i wish i could stay young and careless FOREVER!!!

... do what?

i don't know what i'm thinking right now. it's kind of hard to think over all the voices sounding off up there.

the new mercedes-benz helicopter... yeah right, i bought a chicken salad sandwich from the conah sto'.

i watched wall-e last night for the first time, and despite being a drama and horror movie lover, i quite enjoyed wathing it.

here are a few of mine: overburdened- disturbed spiders- system of a down the unforgiven III- metallica ... and that's all i can think of right now.

buddy, take it from me: it's not worth it. unless you're really willing to convert to Christianity (for Christ, not for this chick), then you shouldn't even try to get with her. if she's as religious as you make her sound, she won't give you the time of day as long as you claim to be an...

i'm a little over half that age... and Jilted John: I totally agree with your quote about cynics.

lazy... i was going to type "infectiously lazy", but that's two words, lol. hopefully this cup of coffee will wa... ke me up.

i don't mean to offend you, and i mean this with the sole purpose of informing you and guiding you into the direction that you're wanting to go, but there are certain things that signal gayness (if that's a real word). i also don't have anything against gay people. in fact, i've had a lot of...