Insult Me Shakespearean Style!

Doubt The Rabbit · Jul 4, 2012

Do you harbor a deep, burning animosity towards the person above you? Use this Shakespeare Insult Kit to let them know!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

Take one word from each column, and combine them in this format:

"Thou ________ _________ __________!"

Additionally, here is the official Shakespeare Insult Generator if you want to find just the right blood-boiling insult for your greatest enemies:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

Go ahead, thou swag-bellied wayward scuts, insult the person above ya!

Barbaloot · Jul 4, 2012

Thou art an unmuzzled, onion-eyed measle.

Doubt The Rabbit · Jul 4, 2012

Thou hedge-born, pribbling hugger-mugger!

ajdass1 · Jul 4, 2012

I always thought you were the ruttish, fat-kidneyed bladdermouthed sort of person, Rabbit (UN)

MissGuided · Jul 4, 2012

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

LMAO - this is FUN! Thanks for starting this thread.

hopsfox · Jul 4, 2012

[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.

thenameIwanthasgone · Jul 4, 2012

'Tis a consumation devoutly to wished: to get drunk to end the heartache and the thousand natural effing shocks that flesh is effing heir to. Aye, there's the effing rub.