4 Word story

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The mess smelled like

 

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spoiled month old milk

 

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made into cottage cheese

 

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which he promptly chugged

 

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and very quickly vomited

 

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chunks of pure gold.

 

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The peasants were pleased

 

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and gathered the gold

 

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to prepare for winter

 

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no longer like grasshoppers

 

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they were finally free

 

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toting bags of gold

 

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they giddily frolicked to

 

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and fro down the

 

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slippery yellow brick road

 

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to the land of

 

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cheese puffs and guacamole

 

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with cream cheese lollipops

 

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growing in the yards

 

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and clouds made of