...so god banished them to the land of foot traffic where it was raining real rain this time.
There were 2 pigs named Curly and Pinky, hideous looking, but cute to others, that decided to help get the travelers to to the other side the land of rain where piggies eat free to fatten them up for the butchers who make bacon and ham. The piggies ran for the hills far away when a giant centipede spied the little piggies. Silently he crept towards them as they approached. Another dimension on mars appeared through the vortex where stood almighty god.
The pigs asked "What riches can we reap when we are bacon?" So god answered them "All will be yours."
Jealous, the green alien said "in good time I will grow jellybeans that will turn into a mighty stock of colorful exploding sticky sprays" The green alien decided the sprays were useful to kill the pigs to make more bacon so off he went in search of pigs.
He searched and searched and searched and searched until he came upon six big plump pigs. Out came his axe opening the spraying jellybeans. The spray killed the pigs and off to heaven the bacon did fly.
Once in heaven they plot their violent revenge but in their hearts they hated them still. Alas god decided to help them get revenge so he gave weapons. But then they forgave, after they quickly realized that they were lost and could not find a map of the dangerous lost kingdom of Oz.
In the story of the teletubies that has appeared through out history they have discovered weapons of jelly beans and jello erupting from the bowels of the candy machine which is also programmed to kill any strangers passing by who happen to have been warned of the impending swarm of locusts about to descend on the dreary haunted bordello.
Decide to eat the whipped cream out of the vagrants coffee cup with the handle made out of solid gold. Tiny peppermint patties were falling from the sky, into the cup. The vagrant then decided to perform seppuku immediately then he was dead or so the thought zombie. The vagrant then rose to spread his evil by terrorising the local Mc Donald's; where three hungry communists had detonated explosives. In the other McDonalds the explosion produced a reality altering phase singularity and the Starship Voyager suddenly exploded and never existed to begin with.
In the streets there was the devil himself in a indifferent mood looking to make trouble but was cut down when he tried to grill a cheese sandwich. He's bad and he's diabetic not to mention, he has AIDS so Satan decided that he needed an antidote and proceeded developing one.