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...so god banished them to the land of foot traffic where it was raining real rain this time.
There were 2 pigs named Curly and Pinky, hideous looking, but cute to others, that decided to help get the travelers to to the other side the land of rain where piggies eat free to fatten them up for the butchers who make bacon and ham. The piggies ran for the hills far away when a giant centipede spied the little piggies. Silently he crept towards them as they approached. Another dimension on mars appeared through the vortex where stood almighty god.
The pigs asked "What riches can we reap when we are bacon?" So god answered them "All will be yours."
Jealous, the green alien said "in good time I will grow jellybeans that will turn into a mighty stock of colorful exploding sticky sprays" The green alien decided the sprays were useful to kill the pigs to make more bacon so off he went in search of pigs.
He searched and searched and searched and searched until he came upon six big plump pigs. Out came his axe opening the spraying jellybeans. The spray killed the pigs and off to heaven the bacon did fly.
Once in heaven they plot their violent revenge but in their hearts they hated them still. Alas god decided to help them get revenge so he gave weapons. But then they forgave, after they quickly realized that they were lost and could not find a map of the dangerous lost kingdom of Oz.
In the story of the teletubies that has appeared through out history they have discovered weapons of jelly beans and jello erupting from the bowels of the candy machine which is also programmed to kill any strangers passing by who happen to have been warned of the impending swarm of locusts about to descend on the dreary haunted bordello.
Decide to eat the whipped cream out of the vagrants coffee cup with the handle made out of solid gold. Tiny peppermint patties were falling from the sky, into the cup. The vagrant then decided to perform seppuku immediately then he was dead or so the thought zombie. The vagrant then rose to spread his evil by terrorising the local Mc Donald's; where three hungry communists had detonated explosives. In the other McDonalds the explosion produced a reality altering phase singularity and the Starship Voyager suddenly exploded and never existed to begin with.
In the streets there was the devil himself in a indifferent mood looking to make trouble but was cut down when he tried to grill a cheese sandwich. He's bad and he's diabetic not to mention, he has AIDS so Satan decided that he needed an antidote and proceeded developing one.
There were 2 pigs named Curly and Pinky, hideous looking, but cute to others, that decided to help get the travelers to to the other side the land of rain where piggies eat free to fatten them up for the butchers who make bacon and ham. The piggies ran for the hills far away when a giant centipede spied the little piggies. Silently he crept towards them as they approached. Another dimension on mars appeared through the vortex where stood almighty god.
The pigs asked "What riches can we reap when we are bacon?" So god answered them "All will be yours."
Jealous, the green alien said "in good time I will grow jellybeans that will turn into a mighty stock of colorful exploding sticky sprays" The green alien decided the sprays were useful to kill the pigs to make more bacon so off he went in search of pigs.
He searched and searched and searched and searched until he came upon six big plump pigs. Out came his axe opening the spraying jellybeans. The spray killed the pigs and off to heaven the bacon did fly.
Once in heaven they plot their violent revenge but in their hearts they hated them still. Alas god decided to help them get revenge so he gave weapons. But then they forgave, after they quickly realized that they were lost and could not find a map of the dangerous lost kingdom of Oz.
In the story of the teletubies that has appeared through out history they have discovered weapons of jelly beans and jello erupting from the bowels of the candy machine which is also programmed to kill any strangers passing by who happen to have been warned of the impending swarm of locusts about to descend on the dreary haunted bordello.
Decide to eat the whipped cream out of the vagrants coffee cup with the handle made out of solid gold. Tiny peppermint patties were falling from the sky, into the cup. The vagrant then decided to perform seppuku immediately then he was dead or so the thought zombie. The vagrant then rose to spread his evil by terrorising the local Mc Donald's; where three hungry communists had detonated explosives. In the other McDonalds the explosion produced a reality altering phase singularity and the Starship Voyager suddenly exploded and never existed to begin with.
In the streets there was the devil himself in a indifferent mood looking to make trouble but was cut down when he tried to grill a cheese sandwich. He's bad and he's diabetic not to mention, he has AIDS so Satan decided that he needed an antidote and proceeded developing one.
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Then the saboteurs arrived ready to take down the nefarious devil's operation. However, one saboteur was a communist double agent establishing a home land.
I sought out peace, finding all i sought, but really finding nothing up under the tall building of luscious lips topped with bright green lime sauce that was bubbling away because of the excessive heat from the nuclear suicide bomber waiting in the hall for a good view of the big parade that somehow appeared there to celebrate the great opening of the new mega-giant walmart.
Walmart is Evil, pure absolute evil! But this was no day!
Chocolate covered bunnies invaded the town, eating war, armageddon, the end. After eating the war a knight rode into town looking for the Fairy Princess who gave drugs to the children the day the music exploded like a small cosmic universe spreading through the streets and alleys. Slowly making it's way to the slaughterhouse full of orphans where they gleefully played until the butcher came and made everyone BLT's out of dissected orphans and the children cried but the slaughter continued to the very ends. Then everyone got up ...
I sought out peace, finding all i sought, but really finding nothing up under the tall building of luscious lips topped with bright green lime sauce that was bubbling away because of the excessive heat from the nuclear suicide bomber waiting in the hall for a good view of the big parade that somehow appeared there to celebrate the great opening of the new mega-giant walmart.
Walmart is Evil, pure absolute evil! But this was no day!
Chocolate covered bunnies invaded the town, eating war, armageddon, the end. After eating the war a knight rode into town looking for the Fairy Princess who gave drugs to the children the day the music exploded like a small cosmic universe spreading through the streets and alleys. Slowly making it's way to the slaughterhouse full of orphans where they gleefully played until the butcher came and made everyone BLT's out of dissected orphans and the children cried but the slaughter continued to the very ends. Then everyone got up ...
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sad county music stars
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bright diamond studded spurs
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