4 Word story

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

world order upon which

 

[grainofrice24]

to cook crispy bacon

 

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

each citizen was given

 

[Minus]

a large iron skillet.

 

[WishingWell]

I lost my mind.

 

[Minus]

The search was on

 

[Dessa]

for a great flying

 

[Cooljohn]

squirrel named Rocky that

 

[Yukongirl]

Secretly desired Natasha Fatale

 

[constant stranger]

for her witty and....

 

[Cooljohn]

pudgy sidekick Boris Badenov.

 

[constant stranger]

That crafty opportunist who

 

[Cooljohn]

enthusiastically masterminded the hoax

 

[Yukongirl]

and in doing so,

 

[Cooljohn]

she made herself believe

 

[constant stranger]

that Boris was the

 

[Yukongirl]

mastermind behind the recent

 

[constant stranger]

rumors predicting the next

 

[Cooljohn]

conspiracy involving none other

 

[constant stranger]

than the IMF and