9006 and Veruca Appreciation thread!

[Edward W]

Oh well, at least I know now why 9006 wouldn't buy me dinner, although as I have also now discovered he is my father, that would have been a bit odd as well.

It's like a regular soap opera around here!

 

[ladyforsaken]

Well, fathers are supposed to ensure their kids are well-fed. No worries, I'll have a word with him.

 

[Veruca]

If only all mothers in law were as sweet as Lady F

So Edward is my son??!! You mean that phantom pregnancy I had was for real?? And Mike kept this hidden from me by secretly giving our son away to a monastery to be raised by monks who grow roses?

 

[ladyforsaken]

LOL ^ that made me literally laugh out loud, Veruca.

Ah.. don't we all love the truth.

 

[BrokenInside]

If only all mothers in law were as sweet as Lady F

What did i miss? :O Lady who is your ALL husband??
Veruca, Rosebolt, 9006, Edward...post the family tree right here!!

*Biting nails*

 

[Veruca]

I have no idea! I didn't even know I had a son!! Is my husband online??

 

[Rosebolt]

I am your godfather.

No? Damnit, it sounds so nice.

 

[Veruca]

Actually that's kind of cool since you're the one who started all this . You could be a fairy godfather

Is BrokenInside the great grandmother with all the money? Or she the hot aunt with the string of ex husbands?

 

[Rosebolt]

BrokenInside is my hot sister! And sure she can have loads of money as well.

 

[Veruca]

Does that mean she'll pay for the stripper at the party?!

 

[9006]

Strippers and an open bar?

 

[Veruca]

That's the minimum requirement for bachelorette parties, yes

 

[ladyforsaken]

Of course my ALL husband has to be CAS lol. He's the silent father who's always working hard for the family so I'm the one to do the whipping and all.

Rosebolt is the godfather cupid. BrokenInside is godmother!
Anyone else wanna fill in any other posts? Lol.

And Veruca dear, not to worry about the expenses, remember I have my ways? With bribery and stuff? Muahaha. You just be happy with Mike.

Mike, strippers and an open bar? For your bachelor's party? That's for Rosebolt, painter's and the other guys on here to plan for you.
If you're comfortable, you can even bring your son Edward along.

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That's the minimum requirement for bachelorette parties, yes

Or yes we could also have that for the bachelorette's lol.

Note: We need to think of someone for perfanoff next.

 

[Veruca]

Word!!

 

[9006]

Mike, strippers and an open bar? For your bachelor's party? That's for Rosebolt, painter's and the other guys on here to plan for you. If you're comfortable, you can even bring your son Edward along

Don't all rush at once! Edward? Is this the guy that pronounces his name before sentences? People might think that's weird Haha.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Lmao. Don't you know your own son? Edward with the W.
Well poor him then, he'll have to stay home lol.

 

[9006]

Son?? The hell is going on in this thread recently???

 

[Veruca]

That reminds me, WHY?! didn't you tell me that we have a son??

 

[ladyforsaken]

Roflmao. I'm cracking up so much here.... Mike your reaction is priceless.

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Veruca, he must've knocked his head and lost some form of memory or something. Go easy on him. Hehehe.

 

[Rosebolt]

It appears there will already be a divorce before the marriage even begins.