a foretune teller once told me...

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i would be dead by 21. and i was.

i have many dead friends. really, now, more dead than living from my core group.

somehow i dodged a bullet. you ever look around and think you aren't meant for this world? like a ghost in space and time....
 
Fortune tellers are ********...

If you're gonna put on an act to trick people and scam them out of their money, at least have the decency not to tell them something that can really **** up their whole lives.
 
Mysis said:
Fortune tellers are ********...

If you're gonna put on an act to trick people and scam them out of their money, at least have the decency not to tell them something that can really **** up their whole lives.

good point :D

but, this was a free reading from a 'friend', not a true fortune teller, just a girl with tarot cards... to be more specific, she was 16, i was 15, and we were dating.
 
yea... i wouldnt take that too seriously if i were you. but i do know what you mean about having the feeling that you arent meant for this world. i have felt somewhat like that for awhile now.
 
Fortune cookie messages I have received:


This is a great day to handle real estate matters. So pay your rent, you deadbeat.

You will be deeply loved for $250 an hour.

You will spend your old age surrounded by **** and piss.

Your principles mean more to you than money or success because you're a *******.

If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted. So, you're screwed.



Consider yourself lucky... :(
 
Twitchy said:
Fortune cookie messages I have received:


This is a great day to handle real estate matters. So pay your rent, you deadbeat.

You will be deeply loved for $250 an hour.

You will spend your old age surrounded by **** and piss.

Your principles mean more to you than money or success because you're a *******.

If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted. So, you're screwed.



Consider yourself lucky... :(

*burns his fortune cookie messages and gives him a big HUG*
 
Once I went to a chinese buffet for lunch two days in a row, and at the end of BOTH meals my fortune cookie was EMPTY. My friends and I chose the cookies at random from the bin, and all of theirs had normal fortunes in them.

The first time, I thought it was coincidence that my cookie had nothing in it.

The second time my fortune wasn't present, I began to worry.

I haven't returned to that chinese buffet place since those two horrific days. I'm scared that something bad will happen...is that too superstitious? @_@
 

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