A mate MUST have....

[Badjedidude]

CTF--Maybe we could do alternate days of, ear turning then ass turning in Nice-Ville! I think they really need both...

Honestly, that just sounds like an underground German fetish/kink porno. Ass-turning and Ear-turning in Nice-Ville? haha yeah.

 

[Nina]

Bjd--
Now I have to go google what's involved with underground German kink/fetish porn....I'll bet it's a lot more fun than the snobbish gossiping being flung here NOW! A little kink might shake these folks right out of their stoggy funks !!

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Hahaha nooooooo don't google it! .....unless you wanna watch a bunch of skeit fliks. *shakes head* ughhhh lol.

It would be awesome to just round up as many crazy people as I could find and throw an impromptu party-fest in Nice-Ville... just bring thousands of weirdly-dressed, strange-talking, animated, loud, funky people and throw a HUGE party to crash the entire town. hahaha

 

[cheaptrickfan]

It would be awesome to just round up as many crazy people as I could find and throw an impromptu party-fest in Nice-Ville... just bring thousands of weirdly-dressed, strange-talking, animated, loud, funky people and throw a HUGE party to crash the entire town. hahaha

Sign me up.

 

[Nina]

Bjd-n_CTF, :d That would be PERFECT! Half these folks would die on the spot, if they get shook up with one tattooed guy driving through on a hog, it would be PRICELESS to see their reactions to a small army of "interesting" folks not just passing through but PARTYING! I get chills of glee just imagining it!

 

[Brian]

It would be awesome to just round up as many crazy people as I could find and throw an impromptu party-fest in Nice-Ville... just bring thousands of weirdly-dressed, strange-talking, animated, loud, funky people and throw a HUGE party to crash the entire town. hahaha

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Hahaha oh my god... that picture made me laugh aloud, Brian.

Nice.

 

[Brian]

Somewhere in rural America, Cigar Guy is in his car plotting his domination of the world, and running out of moustache wax.

 

[Nina]

Somewhere in rural America, Cigar Guy is in his car plotting his domination of the world, and running out of moustache wax.

That was the BEST picture ever!!! :
I saw that and swallowed my coffee the worng way. Full-on giggle!!

 

[Badjedidude]

and running out of moustache wax.

****! I cannot allow it! :O

*runs to Ebay*

lol

 

[tangerinedream]

My mate must be:

• intelligent - not necessarily college-educated, degrees don't make you smart, but I am not one of those trendy anti-intellectuals, no. I am not opposed at all to someone who is a traditionally college-educated and degreed intellectual, being one of them. Just no boring pedants, please.

• funny - I need someone with a sense of humor. I've been with humorless people, and they suck the life from my marrow and the joy from my soul.

• compassionate - You needn't be the Dalai Lama, but if you are insensitive to the needs of others, it doesn't speak well about how you might be in a relationship. Ok, you don't have to rescue kittens in your spare time, but you shouldn't drive straight for squirrels as they make their mad, suicidal dash across the road either.
  
  Likewise, if I am going through a rough time, it isn't necessary to berate me for all the choices I've made and tell me it's all my fault and I'll probably end up as a Columbus Park Crack Whore. That isn't Tough Love, that's being a compassionless ********.

• sensible - Common Sense, not so common anymore. Please, I beg of you, have some!

• attracted to me - I don't need to be sexy or attractive or beautiful to all men out there, just the one I love. As long as he likes what he sees, then I'm good.

• attractive to me - I do not have one physical type that I am always attracted to. I have been attracted to lots of different guys for lots of different reasons. There is no one outward physical trait that they have in common. It's not as simple as saying that he has to have blue eyes, big muscles and be taller than me (or whatever - pick 3 superficial traits and plug them in) in order for me to find him physically attractive. The physical attraction hits me on a visceral level, meaning, I'll feel it if it's there, and often I can not adequately describe WHY I'm physically attracted to a particular guy.

• natural/casual - I'm a natural kind of girl, very low-maintenance in terms of fashion and appearance (except for dying the **** out of my gray hair). I do not have manicured nails, almost never wear makeup, and my hair style is long, loose and air-dried. If you run into me out and about, most likely I will be wearing jeans and a t-shirt with a sweater or sweatshirt when it's cold out. Sneakers, yes, sneakers on my feet. The last time I wore heels was 2 years ago when I went to the opera. That is also the last time I wore a dress and did my hair all fancy-like.
  
  My point? I can not possibly deal with a metrosexual guy who spends more time grooming and primping and in day spas than I do, nor am I interested in a guy who sees me as "raw material" out of which he can mold some ideal woman of his. Dude, you are no ******* Pygmalion. Accept me for who and what I am.

Ok, I think that those are the basics.

Still applies.

What are your requirements?

 

[bootlegspm]

Love
Trust
Faithfulness
Communication
Commitment

 

[Ak5]

1. Good person - I don't want to be with a girl who all she thinks about is herself and uses everything to her advantage.

2. Physical - Good-looking to me! It depends on everyone. Also, not fat, but not anorexic (very skinny girls are just..repugnant to me). Includes sex.

3. Confident/Out-going - She has to be funny and true to herself. True to her beliefs and her feelings. Be able to have a clear conversation with me regarding any issue (Communication).

4. Intelligent - Not the mathematic intelligence per say, but the type of intelligence most people have, such as common sense, deductive reasoning, knowledge on history, culture, etc.

5. Loyal - Yes, loyal to me! And I loyal to her! She must be willing to think about our own family first and foremost, nothing else!

 

[grainofrice24]

What you want in a mate? I don't know about this thread...it's too convenient to say "I want someone who is nice, and who is a good person and who is outgoing and loyal etc." Sometimes I think that's just what people are SUPPOSED TO THINK they want. It's the safe answer when asked "what do you want in a person". It's also too convenient to suggest that "you don't care about looks". Of course you do.

I think that what truly attracts one person to another cannot be put into words. It's a combination of things. All the lists of requirements are like the symptoms of the root factor that is attractive about a person. People who have that factor are instinctively drawn to each other...those that are without...end up here.

What is that factor? My guess is its: thinking with the heart...not with their head. The heart gives love, peace, understanding, compassion, art and passion. The head brings war, death, famine, poverty, loneliness and hatred. We gotta stop thinking so much...just do what ******* feels right without our stupid heads getting in the way.

 

[Limlim]

I want:

1) a mean person, like... she has to be an absolute total bitch and not just to me, but to *everyone*

2) overweight: I'm not just talking a few extra pounds here, she needs to be pretty damn fat, I'm talking you gotta roll her down the stairs to get her out of the house

3) dumb: More retarded than a box of rocks

4) boring: as boring as humanly possible, like listening to Al Gore.

5) Disloyal: If she isn't out having sex with the local football team while I am at work, how I am supposed to know she's going to put in the effort in other aspects of her life?

6) timid: I want her to be shy and self conscious about everything. She needs to think I am going to leave her at every possibly opportunity. Her self worth needs to be in the ******* as well, extra points if she has daddy issues.

7) bad communcation skills: When I ask her what time it is, she needs to fart in response, or speak mandarin

Okay I think that about covers it! Really my list is the same as everyone elses. Nothing special here.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

All I want is someone who likes me for who I am

 

[beans]

All I want is someone who likes me for who I am

Everybody wants that. Question is, is who you are likeable?

 

[condemnedsoul666]

All I want is someone who likes me for who I am

Everybody wants that. Question is, is who you are likeable?

What do you mean?

 

[ThatOneGirl]

I want:

1) a mean person, like... she has to be an absolute total bitch and not just to me, but to *everyone*

2) overweight: I'm not just talking a few extra pounds here, she needs to be pretty damn fat, I'm talking you gotta roll her down the stairs to get her out of the house

3) dumb: More retarded than a box of rocks

4) boring: as boring as humanly possible, like listening to Al Gore.

5) Disloyal: If she isn't out having sex with the local football team while I am at work, how I am supposed to know she's going to put in the effort in other aspects of her life?

6) timid: I want her to be shy and self conscious about everything. She needs to think I am going to leave her at every possibly opportunity. Her self worth needs to be in the ******* as well, extra points if she has daddy issues.

7) bad communcation skills: When I ask her what time it is, she needs to fart in response, or speak mandarin

Okay I think that about covers it! Really my list is the same as everyone elses. Nothing special here.

Uhm.....Sounds like you are holding out for someone real special. (hehe)

 

[tangerinedream]

I want:

1) a mean person, like... she has to be an absolute total bitch and not just to me, but to *everyone*

2) overweight: I'm not just talking a few extra pounds here, she needs to be pretty damn fat, I'm talking you gotta roll her down the stairs to get her out of the house

3) dumb: More retarded than a box of rocks

4) boring: as boring as humanly possible, like listening to Al Gore.

5) Disloyal: If she isn't out having sex with the local football team while I am at work, how I am supposed to know she's going to put in the effort in other aspects of her life?

6) timid: I want her to be shy and self conscious about everything. She needs to think I am going to leave her at every possibly opportunity. Her self worth needs to be in the ******* as well, extra points if she has daddy issues.

7) bad communcation skills: When I ask her what time it is, she needs to fart in response, or speak mandarin

Okay I think that about covers it! Really my list is the same as everyone elses. Nothing special here.

Dude, you're waaaay too picky.