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(General agreement seems to be that cats don't particulary enjoy hot mustard. But a certain Soviet man rose to the challenge, bent on proving that capitalist swines are in fact, wrong. Three participants (two [obviously american, I mean who else could it be?] scientists and the challenger) were issued a jar of mustard and two beef slices. First one filled a plate with mustard and placed the slices on top of it. The control cat approached the plate, smelled it and decided that it's not interested in the content. Second one smeared one slice with the mustard and covered it with the other slice. Cat bit into it, but once it tasted mustard it left the slices alone. So now comes the Soviet man; he grabs the cat, opens the jar of mustard and smears it under the cats tail. The cat's mewling and whimpering, but eventually manages to clean itself, at which point the grinning Soviet said: See comrades? Not only did the cat eat the mustard, but it did so with a song on its lips.) <--- you're the one responsible for this Meaw. Are you happy now, huh? ARE YOU HAPPY?!!
(General agreement seems to be that cats don't particulary enjoy hot mustard. But a certain Soviet man rose to the challenge, bent on proving that capitalist swines are in fact, wrong. Three participants (two [obviously american, I mean who else could it be?] scientists and the challenger) were issued a jar of mustard and two beef slices. First one filled a plate with mustard and placed the slices on top of it. The control cat approached the plate, smelled it and decided that it's not interested in the content. Second one smeared one slice with the mustard and covered it with the other slice. Cat bit into it, but once it tasted mustard it left the slices alone. So now comes the Soviet man; he grabs the cat, opens the jar of mustard and smears it under the cats tail. The cat's mewling and whimpering, but eventually manages to clean itself, at which point the grinning Soviet said: See comrades? Not only did the cat eat the mustard, but it did so with a song on its lips.) <--- you're the one responsible for this Meaw. Are you happy now, huh? ARE YOU HAPPY?!!
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