Advice for relationship

[sp005]

When you are angry or deeply hurt, you may blow small problems out of proportion. Just as love sometimes clouds our objectivity, hurt and anger have a similar effect too. You may be tempted to ask a friend or a close relative to interfere or “make the other person see the sense of your argument”, but remember this approach can easily backfire as friends and relatives may not be objective and biased towards you. It’s therefore advisable to seek relationship counseling if both you and your partner are open to the idea. You may feel hesitant about confiding in a stranger, but remember a counselor is not just a stranger but a trained therapist. Just like you go to a doctor to treat an illness, you can visit a relationship counselor to treat your ailing *fail spam link*

 

[Brian]

On the 3rd of November of the present year, a screeching, abyssal maw will open in the ocean floor off the coast of Africa. This is the mouth of a horrid, festering ulcer in the Earth, manifested from the hatred of thousands and rendered sentient and living by dark magicks that I dare not speak of. Within it's endless gullet lies endless, unspeakable torment; devils, poltergeists, eternal plagues and awful, flesh-rending machinery are all within; and more, so much more, but we are short on time.

The reason we are short on time, is because I am on my way to your house, right now. I am going to take you. I am going to whisk you away to a dark place. And there I will break you. I have just over a month to do so. And when that month is up, when the Mouth opens and swallows the sea, I will take you there. I will sing a terrible song in a forgotten language, quietly in to your ear, to steal all memories of your happy times on this Earth. I will feast on them, gorge myself on all that you hold dear, and it will be orgasmic. And then I will cast you in to the gullet of that terrible thing.

Your calories and your delicious, endless tears will be the fuel that enables the swallowing of all living things, because I hate you.

 

[Minus]

wow after reading that story i now need mr spammers counselor.

 

[discolemonade]

Spam is getting so much better these days

 

[Badjedidude]

This thread gave me a "Teddy" laugh:

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[Just_Some_Dude]

wow.

 

[Sean]