Answering with questions...

[TheBiscuit]

Probably, I jump around too much.

Is this the right game?

 

[Jilted John]

should I know?

 

[RyanEhf]

Is there a left game?

 

[Jilted John]

Why,did you make one up?

 

[theflame]

make what up?

 

[Jilted John]

you're wearing make up?

 

[RyanEhf]

Are you wearing make down?

 

[Jilted John]

don't I always wear make down?

 

[RyanEhf]

Should I assume that?

 

[Jilted John]

Don't you always?

 

[RyanEhf]

Isn't saying 'always' exaggerating?

 

[Jilted John]

why would I exaggerate?

 

[theflame]

aren't we being a bit presumptuous?

 

[Jilted John]

Who said that?

 

[RyanEhf]

Who do you think said it?

 

[lomojojo]

Would it be presumptuous to ask?

 

[RyanEhf]

Isn't is presumptuous to to presume there's a possibility that I might presume you to be presumptuous?

 

[Callie]

Has Ryan gone off the deep end?

 

[Jilted John]

Can he swim?

 

[Callie]

We could always toss him a lifesaver. What flavor do you think he likes best?