I'm Thai but I live in Sounther CA.
I still stick out like a fucken shiney door knob...
I'm more of a fucken bananananna.
My step father raised me and he's about as fucken white as they come.
I'm freaken white on the inside and fuken yellow on the fucken outside.
I like to pretend like I'm a fucken chinese tourist just to **** with whities sometimes.
"Me no speakie english Bitsh. By way, I hav it fucken chop sticks in my pocket. i take
where i go..4 my fucken woodles...I mean incase i need 2 stab U eys out.
And where the *** is Mickey mouse ? I wan go Dizznie wand? "
BTW..I know how to make the best mexican hot suace in the world
All of my GFs were white pysco ******* and blondes .....Why ??
Everyone of one them when they tried to be romanic and cook me an asian meal for the first time...
they made a fucken bowl of white rice with a butter on top...ERRRR !?!.
Just a fucken bowl of rice...wtf..lmao
Then i tell them..."that's just ****** up...where's the fucken fish heads ?"lmao
" that's ancent chinese secret babe...Me love U long time..becuase of the fucken protein from the fishheads"