Bob's Beach

[Barbaloot]

come at me, bro (d)

 

[flaneur]

*Watches sun dip into the horizon. Sounds of Bob and Barb arguing muffled by distance*

 

[Ak5]

As you wish. General BC: Launch all kernels! I want this to be a "shock and pop" operation.

 

[Callie]

*goes swimming*

 

[Barbaloot]

Polluting the beach. Isn't that against his rules? Besides, it's a flower shop now.

 

[flaneur]

*attempts to build a sand castle*

 

[Ak5]

Ugh, fine. I extend an olive branch.

 

[Lonely in BC]

FINE.


*turns my fortress into a flower shop*

Almost acceptable- provided Bob agrees to do an over the top "green roof" (to negate the blight on the land look) and possibly free up some suites for Eco-tourism (and a slightly hedonistic nightclub in the "dungeon"- a guy needs to let loose on occasion).

We are kind of crashing his "happy place", as dictator by popular acclamation he has to have some say (and it better be yes to the nightclub Bob, we also have to waive the age restriction for Ak5).

Otherwise- back to plan A (involving explosives).

 

[Ak5]

Yes. Waive the age restriction!

 

[Lonely in BC]

As you wish. General BC: Launch all kernels! I want this to be a "shock and pop" operation.

K, it's official, you are the ALL comedian! **** your doctorate, replace Jim Carrey. Please!

 

[Ak5]

I want my personal beachfront property.

 

[Callie]

*attempts to build a sand castle*

*helps to build*

 

[Barbaloot]

*plants trees*

 

[Lonely in BC]

*opens "Muscle Beach"*

Ak5 is first in line.

 

[TheSolitaryMan]

Locked at the OP's request.