Celery.. the cure to loneliness

[Jesse]

Cookies are pretty powerful apparently. lol

Well sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't lol. I was hanging out with a girl, late at night (around midnight maybe) and she asked me over to her house for milk and cookies. I wasn't really that hungry so I thanked her, but passed.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Interesting.

I guess the research must go on.

Now I want cookies. I think my kids would like it if I baked some today.

 

[Jesse]

Well Lonesome Crow told me milk n cookies meant something else. Had I realized that I might have gone over.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Well, it could mean different things, depending on who's saying it, much like "you want to come up for a coffee?" You may go up expecting nookie and end up with a demi-tasse of espresso.

 

[Jesse]

I dunno haha, next time I'll say yes and find out.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

There ya go. Be brave.

If the worst thing that happens is that you get some cookies, then it's not that bad, eh?

 

[Jesse]

Not at all lol.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Ok, this is ridiculous. I want cookies now.

 

[Spare]

Cookies are pretty powerful apparently. lol

Well sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't lol. I was hanging out with a girl, late at night (around midnight maybe) and she asked me over to her house for milk and cookies. I wasn't really that hungry so I thanked her, but passed.

Oh, Jesse. Never, never, NEVER say no to milk and cookies! Oh well. Live and learn, I guess. At least she asked you!

 

[Sodium]

Hmm.. lets hope I dont attract any girls. We need a celery thing tooo! Carrots?

So I should bathe in milk and use cookies as a lotion?

lol

I'd end up eating all the cookies before I could bathed in them..
COOKIE MONSTER! Nom nom nom...

 

[Spare]

COOKIE MONSTER! Nom nom nom...

"Nom nom nom..." Ha! I laughed til I snorted!

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Hmm.. lets hope I dont attract any girls. We need a celery thing tooo! Carrots?

**** carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

So I should bathe in milk and use cookies as a lotion?

lol

I'd end up eating all the cookies before I could bathed in them..
COOKIE MONSTER! Nom nom nom...

Hee!

 

[MiKeY]

I dunno haha, next time I'll say yes and find out.

LOL.... it could be code for "check my heartbeat" again... go Jesse!!!!

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**** carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.



Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know

 

[cheaptrickfan]

**** carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...

 

[Sodium]

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know

HAHA same thing just as long as it works its magiicc

 

[Jesse]

**** carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...

I hear that. What I need is an anti-aphrodesiac.

 

[MiKeY]

**** carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...

I hear that. What I need is an anti-aphrodesiac.

Ha ha ha, fiber. lots of fiber... when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. keeps your mind off the other stuff

 

[cheaptrickfan]

**** carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...

I hear that. What I need is an anti-aphrodesiac.

Ha ha ha, fiber. lots of fiber... when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. keeps your mind off the other stuff

Good God, I have a totally unsavory image in my head now. Yowza.

 

[Divinitywolf]

**** carrots.

Scary thing is that people actually do...

Don't give anyone ideas!

 

[MiKeY]

**** carrots.

Scary thing is that people actually do...

Don't give anyone ideas!

LOOOOOL! That's why you should always wash and rinse your produce.