Chatgpt , write me a movie script where harry potter meets pamela anderson in the beach and teaches her magic

[funnylife33]

FADE IN:
EXT. BEACH - DAY
HARRY POTTER is walking along the beach, enjoying the sun and the surf. Suddenly, he sees PAMELA ANDERSON sunbathing on a nearby towel.
HARRY POTTER: (to himself) Wow, that's Pamela Anderson! She's a Muggle, but I bet she'd love to learn some magic.
Harry approaches Pamela and introduces himself.
HARRY POTTER: Hi, I'm Harry Potter. Have you ever heard of magic?
PAMELA ANDERSON: (intrigued) Magic? Like, real magic?
HARRY POTTER: Yes, real magic. I can show you.
PAMELA ANDERSON: (smiling) I'd love that.
Harry takes out his wand and performs a few simple spells, like levitating a nearby rock and conjuring a small flame.
PAMELA ANDERSON: (amazed) This is incredible! I never thought I'd see real magic.
HARRY POTTER: (smiling) There's a lot more to learn. Do you want to come with me to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
PAMELA ANDERSON: (excited) Yes, please!
Harry and Pamela travel to Hogwarts, where Harry introduces her to the world of magic. They explore the castle and attend classes together, with Pamela learning everything from charms to transfiguration.
As they spend more time together, Harry and Pamela start to develop feelings for each other. They go on late night walks around the castle and have deep conversations about their lives and hopes for the future.
PAMELA ANDERSON: (looking out over the Hogwarts grounds) This is all so amazing. I never knew there was so much magic in the world.
HARRY POTTER: (smiling) There's a lot of good in the world too. And I think you're one of the good ones.
PAMELA ANDERSON: (smiling back) Harry, I feel the same way about you.
As the end of the school year approaches, Harry and Pamela must face the reality that they come from different worlds. But they make a promise to stay in touch and to always remember the magic they shared together.
PAMELA ANDERSON: (holding Harry's hand) Thank you for everything, Harry. You've changed my life.
HARRY POTTER: (squeezing her hand) No, thank you. You've shown me that there's more to life than just fighting dark wizards.
FADE OUT.

 

[okidoke]

Did you have to spend money to achieve that?

 

[funnylife33]

Its free ...

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[funnylife33]

You can ask it anything you like ...

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[funnylife33]

another one , this is more fun then most of the things i have been doing recently ...


Chatgpt , write me a movie script where jackie chan under strange situtations had to eat a special fruit then was able to defeat 100 zombies with special super powers

FADE IN:
EXT. AN ABANDONED FACTORY - NIGHT
The sound of groaning echoes through the night as we see a group of 100 zombies slowly approaching an abandoned factory. Suddenly, Jackie Chan appears, running towards the factory with a look of determination on his face.
JACKIE: (to himself) I can't let those zombies get any closer.
As Jackie approaches the zombies, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a strange-looking fruit. With no other options left, Jackie takes a deep breath and eats the fruit.
As he chews, Jackie starts to feel a strange sensation coursing through his body. His muscles tense up and his eyes start to glow with a strange energy.
JACKIE: (voice trembling) What's happening to me?
Suddenly, the zombies charge towards Jackie, but he stands firm. With a swift movement, he delivers a powerful punch that sends the first zombie flying through the air.
As the zombies continue to approach, Jackie starts to exhibit incredible strength, speed, and agility, easily dodging their attacks and delivering devastating blows.
With a series of incredible martial arts moves, Jackie defeats each zombie with ease. As the last zombie falls to the ground, Jackie collapses, exhausted.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
INT. JACKIE'S APARTMENT - DAY
Jackie wakes up on his couch, feeling groggy and confused. He sits up and looks around, trying to remember what happened.
JACKIE: (to himself) Was it all just a dream?
But as Jackie looks down at his hands, he realizes that they're glowing with a strange energy.
JACKIE: (in disbelief) No, it wasn't a dream.
As Jackie looks out the window, we see a peaceful world outside, free from the terror of the zombies.
FADE OUT.
THE END.

 

[user 135671]

So i just signed up and asked this wee bugger to write me a song for the missus.

Verse 1: Every moment spent with you Feels like a dream come true The way you smile, the way you move It's like I'm in a different world, it's true

Chorus: My missus, my love You're the one I'm thinking of My missus, my heart You're the one that sets me apart

Verse 2: I can't imagine life without you You make everything feel brand new Your touch, your laugh, your voice so sweet It's like my heart has found its beat

Chorus: My missus, my love You're the one I'm thinking of My missus, my heart You're the one that sets me apart

Bridge: You make me feel alive Every moment by your side I thank my lucky stars above For giving me my missus, my love

Chorus: My missus, my love You're the one I'm thinking of My missus, my heart You're the one that sets me apart

Outro: I'll cherish you forevermore My love for you will never bore You're the sunshine in my days My missus, in so many ways.

I think it may be retarded innit.

 

[TheSkaFish]

Yeah, I think human songwriters are safe for the time being. And for that matter, human authors too

 

[Minus]

Sometimes we sit around
Just the two of us, on the park bench
Sometimes we swim around
Like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts

But then I think about the time
When we broke up before the prom
And you told everyone that I was gay

~ Humans