1. "Get up! What the heck are you still doing in bed?! Get up, get dressed! Hurry up! WE HAVE STUFF TO DO! GET UP GET UP GET UP-...!"
Me:*scrambles to get up and rolls off the edge of the bed* What, what, WHAT?! What is it, what's going on, what do we have to do?!"
"Nothing. There's absolutely nothing important we have to do today. I just think you should be up."
Me: -_-
2. The toilet is clogged. Epically. 'Nuff said. *puts on helmet and brandishes plunger* If you hear screaming, send help.
Me:*scrambles to get up and rolls off the edge of the bed* What, what, WHAT?! What is it, what's going on, what do we have to do?!"
"Nothing. There's absolutely nothing important we have to do today. I just think you should be up."
Me: -_-
2. The toilet is clogged. Epically. 'Nuff said. *puts on helmet and brandishes plunger* If you hear screaming, send help.
