Date night with Cenotaph Girl...

[user 139760]

.....where are the cheeseburgers?

 

[CenotaphGirl]

.....where are the cheeseburgers?

At McDonald's

 

[worthless_loser]

I feel like the mains are not in my skill set lool but the desserts are well within my skill set, might need to take a vegan course

I'm sorry, I missed the part where you said you were cooking.

I'll make a better list, and only use things I'm capable of making myself.
So I can supervise or something if need be.

Starter
Vegan Mozzarella Sticks - w/marinara sauce

Main Course
Vegan Krabby Patty - w/french fries

Dessert
Vegan Yellow Cake w/chocolate frosting

Does that sound easier?

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I'm sorry, I missed the part where you said you were cooking.

I'll make a better list, and only use things I'm capable of making myself.
So I can supervise or something if need be.

Starter
Vegan Mozzarella Sticks - w/marinara sauce

Main Course
Vegan Krabby Patty - w/french fries

Dessert
Vegan Yellow Cake w/chocolate frosting

Does that sound easier?

Much better!

 

[worthless_loser]

Much better!

Thank you.
But, what's funny about it?

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Thank you.
But, what's funny about it?

Because I think I can just about manage that it sounds well balanced though.

 

[user 135671]

I'm sorry, I missed the part where you said you were cooking.

I'll make a better list, and only use things I'm capable of making myself.
So I can supervise or something if need be.

Starter
Vegan Mozzarella Sticks - w/marinara sauce

Main Course
Vegan Krabby Patty - w/french fries

Dessert
Vegan Yellow Cake w/chocolate frosting

Does that sound easier?

I'm just curious, would you really turn up for a dinner date with your own 'better' menu and offer to 'supervise' while your date cooked it?

 

[insecure]

Okay ladies and gents, it's date night, I am cooking...

What do you think of my menu... would you eat this? or nah? Too much on the pallet or just the right balance of flavours.

I put a vegan option if the fella is doing a no meat cleanse or something.

Starters

Battered and breaded mixed Squid Fries
Battered and breaded mixed vegetable Fries (v)


Mains

Large steak (cooked how you like) with triple cooked chips and a side of calamari
Vegan mixed vegetable lasagne with a crispy kale salad (v)


Dessert

Chocolate fudge cake served with rum and raisin Ice-cream (is this a bad idea, alcohol was for a bit of drama)
Banana pancakes served with a pineapple sorbet (v)

I would certainly not refuse such a wholesome meal.
If I were in a steady relationship with someone I would go for lighter meals of course, one cannot eat a large steak every day, a small piece of cattle will suffice

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I'm just curious, would you really turn up for a dinner date with your own 'better' menu and offer to 'supervise' while your date cooked it?

I swear I only attract the same kind of man only joking only joking

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I would certainly not refuse such a wholesome meal.
If I were in a steady relationship with someone I would go for lighter meals of course, one cannot eat a large steak every day, a small piece of cattle will suffice

Oh deffo not good on the hips for meeee would be making lower Cal meals for normal days

 

[insecure]

Oh deffo not good on the hips for meeee would be making lower Cal meals for normal days

For me it's more the belly that seems to grow its own personality if I eat and drink too much.
Doesn't mean I don't like a nice meal and a good glass of wine.
For instance, I like lamb chops or lamb crown, my favourite fish is trout.
But steak is great, of course.
For some reason I tend to get hungry after visiting this site, no idea why.

 

[Deosil]

I'd take the vegan option but honestly in regards to what you were cooking - I wouldn't really care as I would just be happy you were cooking me a meal; I'm easily pleased to be honest.

 

[worthless_loser]

I'm just curious, would you really turn up for a dinner date with your own 'better' menu and offer to 'supervise' while your date cooked it?

Well, when you put it that way, I sound like a giant *******.
That didn't come out right...

 

[worthless_loser]

I swear I only attract the same kind of man only joking only joking

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come off as an *******.

Believe it or not, I was trying to be funny.
Mmmm... foot.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come off as an *******.

Believe it or not, I was trying to be funny.
Mmmm... foot.

No way! I found it funny, thanks so much for even taking the time to respond to my whacky posts

 

[worthless_loser]

No way! I found it funny, thanks so much for even taking the time to respond to my whacky posts

Oh, I'm glad you found it funny.
For a while, I thought I was being a creepy weirdo.

Also, thanks for the dinner.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Oh, I'm glad you found it funny.
For a while, I thought I was being a creepy weirdo.

Also, thanks for the dinner.

Lolz thanks for supervising ?

 

[Finished]

Well, when you put it that way, I sound like a giant *******.
That didn't come out right...

I liked what you wrote!

 

[insecure]

No way! I found it funny, thanks so much for even taking the time to respond to my whacky posts

Oh, so there's no real dinner night to be won.

 

[insecure]

Just kidding, of course I knew this was just a hypothetical scenario.
No such thing as a free lunch, let alone with a big steak