I would get that kind of response when people asked me about dating. For the longest time, when the topic came up, I would say I had never dated anyone. Immediately they would look like they were about to faint and/or have a heart attack. They would then echo my comment with "You have never dated?". Then they would always follow that up with, "Are you gay?"
I would always then respond back with, "Uh, gay people date." They would then look like their brain had blown a gasket as they not only tried to comprehend that someone had never dated but also the idea that gay people date.
I would then tell them, "and no, I'm not gay."
It was always so funny.
It also work by telling someone you don't own a cell phone. It's best to say that when you walk by a cell phone kiosk in the mall. Anyone in the vicinity of the kiosk will go into shock. Someone will end up saying, "what if you are in an emergency?" I'll respond back, "what did people do when they had emergencies before cell phones were invented? Did they just fall over dead?" People were now in shock so bad that they just stutter. *laughs*
I would always then respond back with, "Uh, gay people date." They would then look like their brain had blown a gasket as they not only tried to comprehend that someone had never dated but also the idea that gay people date.
I would then tell them, "and no, I'm not gay."
It was always so funny.
It also work by telling someone you don't own a cell phone. It's best to say that when you walk by a cell phone kiosk in the mall. Anyone in the vicinity of the kiosk will go into shock. Someone will end up saying, "what if you are in an emergency?" I'll respond back, "what did people do when they had emergencies before cell phones were invented? Did they just fall over dead?" People were now in shock so bad that they just stutter. *laughs*