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Farmer Brown had a pig with a wooden leg.
One day a reporter came by to check out the story,
and Farmer Brown told him how the pig had saved his life when the tractor overturned. And the reporter interrupted asking about the pig's wooden leg.
And the farmer proceeded to tell him about how the pig had caught two burglars when the family was out at the county fair. And the reporter interrupted again asking about the pig's wooden leg. The farmer told him about how the pig had saved the entire family when the house caught on fire. And the reporter interrupted again asking about the pig's wooden leg.
Exasperated with the reporter's interruptions the farmer finally said
"Son, a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
One day a reporter came by to check out the story,
and Farmer Brown told him how the pig had saved his life when the tractor overturned. And the reporter interrupted asking about the pig's wooden leg.
And the farmer proceeded to tell him about how the pig had caught two burglars when the family was out at the county fair. And the reporter interrupted again asking about the pig's wooden leg. The farmer told him about how the pig had saved the entire family when the house caught on fire. And the reporter interrupted again asking about the pig's wooden leg.
Exasperated with the reporter's interruptions the farmer finally said
"Son, a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
