Finish the sentence...

[Minus]

Pretty soon I should be landing on the moon and can restock on cheese.

If i had three feet I could really ....

 

[Blue Bob]

If I had three feet I could really have two left feet.

You should have noticed...

 

[Minus]

You should have noticed that things had changed.


One I saw a monkey try to ....

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

Once I saw a monkey try to use a pay phone.

All the little birds outside...

 

[Blue Bob]

All the little birds outside by the feeder flew away as I approached.

As I peered over....

 

[Minus]

As I peered over the wall all the monkeys grabbed their coconuts and ran down to the river where pirate Sally was playing with her pet mongoose as she waited for the spring thaw to free her raft.

Not noticing it in himself, he complained about ....

 

[Blue Bob]

Not noticing it in himself, he complained about it in others incessantly to his wife saying things like "what a smart ass" or "i'd like to teach that smart ass a thing or two" till she'd say "you're the smart ass" which he'd promptly reply "smart as hell" as he always did because he's a smart ass.

I tried to tell you....

 

[Minus]

I tried to tell you but you didn't seem interested.

One thing I never forget is ...

 

[Blue Bob]

One thing I never forget is to eat, because I always get hungry.

Please refrain from...

 

[user 108508]

Please refrain from peeing on my Begonias.

And, the next thing I recall I was....

 

[Pasha Selim]

And, the next thing I recall I was sitting on the floor roaring

What a shame to ...

 

[Minus]

What a shame to be told 'no peeing on my begonias'.


Maybe the whole purpose is to ....

 

[Pasha Selim]

Maybe the whole purpose is to outlaw peeing on the begonias

What's next? ...

 

[Ruthie]

What's next? ... I wondered.

Later, at 3:00 in the morning, I heard the neighbours having a loud fight about ...

 

[Minus]

Later, at 3:00 in the morning, I heard the neighbours having a loud fight about who peed on the begonias.

Tomorrow i plan to ...

 

[Cavey]

Tomorrow I plan to... pee on the neighbour's begonias again!

Perhaps I should...

 

[ucxb]

Perhaps I should do something else in my spare time than pee on begonias?

Today, I will...

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

Today, I will not pee on the begonias

Instead I shall pee on the

 

[Minus]

Instead I shall pee on the petunias.

I think I lost a ....

 

[gabriel20]

I think I lost a invisible cat,has anyone seen it?



There are horrible monsters coming through..................................