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"Lop of dung!". So she instead, throws the meatball sandwich and it hits Snagglepuss square in the nose! He frowns and says:
 
Lot like cat food! Everyone looks horrified, except Snagglepuss who starts to purr loudly and flashes his pointy, white teeth.
"So much better than the Marmalade sandwiches dat dem bears are always munchin!" He retorts.... "Hmm so what you usually wash it down with? Milk?" Teal blue girl asks... Snagglepuss snickers, whiskers twitching, "Heck no! Gatorade for me!"
And for dessert, it has to be.......
 
Get the scrubs off and cover herself with maple syrup as he stood licking his lips.
Instead, however.. Teal girl pours the lot over Snagglepuss before making a hasty exit on her trusty Unicorn. Snagglepuss is now 'hopping mad!' and rushes off to find...
 
There is a sale on bubblebath... Ranger Smith is very fussy about what he puts into his jacuzzi and he hates the smell of ....
 
Have brought some pickled herrings and schnapps to the hot tub party. Snagglepuss liked the sound of this and got his cell out, quickly dialling " Herr Herring von Herring's"
Fast fish take out. A grumpy voice answered and said....
 
Druken Claim, Moe speaking, what the hell do you want? He have beer and ...

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….clams, will it be take out or delivery?!” Snagglepuss says “Delivery I’m sure even, but heavens to murgatroyd don’t you have some peachtree schnapps even, or…..
 
Earl Grey tea? Nancy Pelosi gave Snagglepuss the thumbs up, but Guy Fieri pulled a face. Gordon Ramsay piped up "Order a large Haggis for me" At the other end of the phone, Moe could be heard scribbling the order down. "$199.99" He said. Snagglepuss began rooting through his grass skirt to find his Amex card. He chucked out several dead mice, a possum, some hershey's peanut butter cups and.....
 
🙄 (sigh) So, realizing that rodents were not an acceptable currency, he slid sideways, and found himself to be...
 
Standing next to an uninvited guest, whose profile was hidden for a second by shade of overhanging trees. The stranger stepped forwards and Snagglepuss gasped!
 
…..at the sight of the original Paul McCartney and he hadn’t aged a bit. Snagglepuss could only manage a shocked “how? how? how?” to which Paul calmly replies “No worries mate, it was the hot tub time machine” and breaks into song singing…...
 
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"Tiger feet" by Mud which gets Snagglepuss dancing again. Meanwhile, Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay are arguing about who is the best chef while Nancy Pelosi appears on a ride on lawn mower, waving ceremoniously while passing the hot tub.
Snagglepuss offers Paul McCartney a herring to which he politely declines.
Suddenly a car pulls up and out springs Ranger Smith. "What in the Lord's Ravioli is goin on here!!?" He yells.
Suddenly, Nancy is coming up on him from behind him, fast on the mower and....
 

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