Finish your thought

[Pasha Selim]

I have made a human sacrifice for the sun to be pleased and so it appeared on the sky today

... soccer ... football ...

 

[jaguarundi]

The origins of soccer are nasty, dull, brutish and short. Football is what Americans call a game I do not understand, but appears to involve large men lumbering around in armour.

Steak..... Stake... Stick

 

[Minus]

Steak on a stake is like chicken on a stick.

Tom the cat went to town ... and that is how he ended up in kitty jail.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Tom the cat went to town where being bullied as an outsider has kicked some cat ***** and that is how he ended up in kitty jail

Virginity ... shootings ...

 

[Minus]

Virginity has been used as a rationalization for shootings but then pretty much everything has been used.

When the space aliens abducted me, the last thing i remember was ...

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

When the space aliens abducted me, the last thing I remember was regretting not deleting my internet history