Guilty or not guilty game

[Scotsman]

Eh, no!

Ever set your hands on fire?

 

[ladyforsaken]

No lol.

Broke someone's computer just because?

 

[Scotsman]

Yes, whilst fixing it. Brilliant irony i thought. They didn't see it that way.

Ever took a journey without paying the fare?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Not guilty.

Slapped someone across the face just to shut him/her up?

 

[Scotsman]

Ooh, kinda!! Does a punch for being a sexist aggressive pr*ck count? I'm not necessarily proud but he needed it.

Ever eaten cold, next day pizza?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Badasssss.

Guilty.

Ever tried to cook something with a shortcut method only for it to fail in the end?

 

[Scotsman]

Guilty. Oh that poor blowtorched chicken!!

Did you ever tell a school teacher to f*ck off?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Not guilty.

Threatened a school teacher before?

 

[Scotsman]

No no no. That's too far.

Ever been threatened before?

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That's not a guilty/not guilty question, my bad.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Guilty?

Ever provoked someone just for fun?

 

[Rosebolt]

Guilty.

Ever felt so sleepy your brain didn't work?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Guilty.

Thought of naughty thoughts when you were in a serious or formal meeting/event?

 

[Rosebolt]

Guilty.

Skipped work to play a new game?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Not guilty.

Skipped work just for the hell of it?

 

[Rosebolt]

Not guilty.

Masturbated to a song?

 

[Mike510]

Lol not guilty

Slept on a bench

 

[ladyforsaken]

Hmm.. not guilty.

Ever wet the bed?

 

[Shipster0958]

Guilty.

Have you ever wet the bed at a friends house?

 

[Edward W]

Not guilty!

Have you ever scratched someones car on purpose?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Not guilty.

Ever thought poorly of someone and then they redeemed themselves in your eyes?