Guilty or not guilty game

[ThatOneDude]

I'm pretty sure I did.....<.< >.> oh....you meant the...never mind

I have not. It'd be painful and look weird.

ever play dungeons and dragons?

 

[Ladysphinx]

Guilty played it once when I was 14.

Have you ever made jokes about someone behind their back?

 

[ThatOneDude]

guilty, but it was all in good fun.

ever told a joke so bad you were embarrassed by it?

 

[Ladysphinx]

Guilty, come on those dirty jokes are the best ones.

Have you ever spread a rumour about someone that you knew was not true?

 

[Dessa]

Not guilty. Ok guilty.

Have you ever took the blame for what someone else did so they can be protected?

 

[ThatOneDude]

guilty. hey, ladysphinx, want to hear a dirty joke about a guy in a bar?

ever eat at a waffle house?

 

[Dessa]

Like in 50 first date? No. Not guilty.

Ever touched someone's waffle house?

 

[ThatOneDude]

man it's a restaurant!

......not guilty

ever have a dirty dream about a teacher?

 

[Dessa]

Oh hells yeah Mr. Hayden. Guilty.

Ever paid someone to touch your weiner?

 

[ThatOneDude]

ummmm, no. the only person that touches this weiner is me......I'm gonna go in the corner and cry now....

same question. but not.....you know....you dont have a.....never mind

 

[Dessa]

No can't say I've paid people to touch my vagina. I touch my vagina and no one else. So not guilty.

Ever had a family member you wished weren't part of your family?

 

[ThatOneDude]

</////<

yeah. guilty

ever play a prank on someone while they were sleeping?

 

[Dessa]

Yeah guilty. It was his fault he felt asleep first.

Ever watched dogs do it? and get turned on.

 

[floffyschneeman]

That's sick. I've watched a lot of dogs do it but never got turned on. I think dogs aren't my thing, but I do wonder about rhinos. hmmmm

ever watched lizards do it? it's cool

 

[Dessa]

Lol if I had tje opportunity sure.

Memorize the Call JG Wentworth 877cashnow song?

 

[floffyschneeman]

nope. don't even know what that is O_O

memorize the alphabet backwards?

 

[Dessa]

I have an annuity and I need cash now. OMG I hear it all the time. And no.

Ever used someone's toothbrush to clean the toilet and then they used it?

 

[Ladysphinx]

@THATONEDUDE sure I love jokes even the dirty ones *blush*

Not guilty but I have thought about doing it once but decided not to, lol.

Have you ever fantasised about a three some?

 

[ThatOneDude]

I have never fantasized about a threesome.

Ever put dog poop in someones shoe?

@THATONEDUDE sure I love jokes even the dirty ones *blush*

Not guilty but I have thought about doing it once but decided not to, lol.

Have you ever fantasised about a three some?

Ok, so there's this guy in a bar, just downing shots. He has a strange look on his face, so the bartender, a little worried, asks him why he's drinking so much.

"My first *******." the guy replies.

"Cool. You know what? Have a shot on me." the bartender say.

The guy looks at him and says "if the first five didn't get the taste out of my mouth I don't think a sixth is gonna help"

 

[Dessa]

Haha. That's kinda sad.

Nope not guilty.

Ever stole from a store?