Oh no! Eddy Jr!!! Ah, he's ok. He'll just order something in and use my credit card. Also I may not have been 100% relaible when I had some goldfish...
"Thats right Mr bossman. I CAN haz cheezeburgerz!!! Mmmm"
Have you ever pretended something must have 'got lost in the mail', birthday card, cheque etc?