Guilty or not guilty game

[Cavey]

All the time, but I'm a f$%£ing idiot.

Have you ever feigned illness to skip work?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Yes, but not since a teenager.

Have you ever tried to make amends with someone, for it to go badly?

 

[Cavey]

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Have you ever accidentally impersonated the Churchill dog?

 

[wolvesjr]

not guilty.

have you ever broken any bones in your body?

 

[johnny196775]

yes. but not on purpose.

Have you ever crashed a car?

 

[Cavey]

I've been in several car crashes, but I was not driving any of them, so not guilty.

Have you ever served time in prison?

 

[user 108508]

Not guilty.

Ever tripped in public?

 

[ucxb]

I cannot recall however I am 99.99% certain I am guilty of such

Have you ever confused a dream with reality &/or a memory

 

[user 108508]

guilty

Did you ever cheat on a test in school?

 

[Cavey]

I'm sure I must be guilty, but nothing that had any bearing on my future.

Did you ever bully anyone?

 

[user 108508]

Guilty

Do you ever choke up with pride when singing your national anthem?

 

[Cavey]

Not guilty. Maybe at a sporting event, but only because I can imagine how the winner is feeling right at that moment.

Have you ever travelled on public transport without buying a ticket?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Hell ya.

Have you ever had sex in the great outdoors?

 

[user 108508]

Absolutely guilty

Have you ever been sent home from work/school due to "inappropriate" attire?

 

[Cavey]

Guilty, but in England during the 70s/80s, inappropriate attire basically meant you weren't wearing a tie or you had trainers on. Sigh.

Have you ever been 'escorted' out of a bar or club?

 

[user 108508]

LOL, yep.

Can you quote the alphabet backwards - without making a mistake?

 

[Cavey]

My sister and I competed against each other to do it when we were on a car trip during a childhood vacation. I'm guessing I can still do it in under 3 seconds.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyImgQuM0J

Have you ever watched TV for 24 hours straight?

 

[user 108508]

SO not guilty. Who has that kind of free time?

Did you ever torch a bag of poo on your neighbor's porch?

 

[zero]

lol, no. not guilty.

Have you ever wanted to kill a mosquito and hit a nearby person instead?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

lol, no. not guilty.

Have you ever wanted to kill a mosquito and hit a nearby person instead?

Hahahahahaha, it's a "game" Kid n' I occasionally play- who knew there could be Mosquitos in Canada during the winter

Have you ever crashed a wedding reception?